Is there a discreet way to tell a female that she is less than spring time fresh and should take a little better care of her hygiene?  

I know all about the whole suggesting a mutual shower together, but I'd rather not spend countless minutes in the shower for something that should be a no-brainer. Besides soap isn't the best thing for pH and the most delicate of places from what I understand.  

Comments? Suggestions? Wisecracks?

How do you ladies let your visitors know you really prefer not to see skid marks on your sheets?

There's always the direct approach.
Oh, and don't forget to run.

It's a small bathroom and the residual smell was, shall we say, less than sublime!

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or maybe you need to switch up regulars.  Honestly, I can see no way to deal with it gently, it is something I run into often and I just have to suck it up OR NOT.....................haha, suzee

..."was it really hot out today?" It was those words in combination with a look on my face (kind of like the one in my heading) that was all it took. It was a little awkward for us both for a minute, but we quickly got past that and it's never been an issue since.

Maybe you could casually mention this thread to her. Maybe you could ask her what she does when she gets that "not-so-fresh feeling" and go from there?

xoxo
Caylee

Or.....you might want to be a little less subtle and say something along the line of:

"Damn-You need to wash that Ass and Cooch/Nut sack (as appropriate )" !!!

quid pro quo?  Yes I arrive fresh and clean, I expect the same in return.

Yep, no easy way to say it is there? Women are fragile creatures, just can't tell her to wash her cooch it smells like hell.

I don't know about "fragile" but you could try that, let us know how it works out for you..............

I visited a popular lady and asked to freshen up. To my dismay, I found some 'organic' matter floating in the toilet bowl, which did not enhance my mood.

I was born at night, but not last night..LOL  I like my balls right where they are, not shoved down my throat.

By the way, she is not a provider.

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LMAO
Ginger, that really tickled my funny bone.  
Work space.  Genius.
Well, my friends do say I'm a workaholic...
And I do take my work very seriously.
LOL

As usual I agree with everything else you said.
Pheromones are awesome.  I do like a woman's natural scent.
But plain old run of the mill BO funk - not so much.
;-

provider.  I've only encountered any issue with a provider once, and then it was not major.  I think she just used a baby wipe when a shower would have worked better.  Plus she was trimmed, not shaved, which provides more opportunity.  As for myself, I always shower immediately before going.  On arrival, I let her know that and offer to take an immediate shower or a later one if she finds an issue (no one ever has.)  If I can't do the departure shower, or if I have driven more than 15-20 minutes (especially in the summer), then I shower immediately on arrival.

As for the OP's situation, it probably depends upon the relationship you have and the severity of the issue.  I thought Ginger's suggestion was terrific!  Far better than mine: "When did you start using tuna oil for lube?"

Tuna oil for lube !!!!  You owe me a screen cleaning !!!

Google "vaginal fistula" ;  do yourself a favor and DON'T look at the pictures...  there's obviously less serious versions of this that will cause some truly objectionable odors...