I was perusing BP and saw the ad below.  As I read restriction/rule/limitation #4 in the list, I wondered if this is such a well-targeted ploy. My basal instinct at first wonders that even if a monger were to (hypothetically) arrange an appointment with the young (hypothetically) lady (hypothetically) portrayed in those accurate (hypothetically) photos, and the service provided (hypothetically) was reviewable, would said monger admit to being on the shorter end of the six inch ruler by submitting a review?  Then I think about the veracity of the rest of the post and reconsider. Obviously, this person placing the ad has a well thought business plan with the goal of creating a lasting presence in this community.

Enough of my blather.

Yes, she is hot as hell... i wonder if she has the potential to be a model....

I fall WAY short of that!!

A girl that I'm "Almost" to big for!....Not quite .... But almost!!!..... And I would proudly write the review as I'm not ashamed of my 5 .888"..... I'm sure there is at least one or two guys that would love to have what I got! Stand up and unite you under 6" guys and be proud in your reviews!

I am surprised that you have not killed someone with that Anaconda! I would love to be that big. Just ask any of the ladies that I have reviewed.

From the fake pics to the Reverse-Size-Queen restriction! Makes me think of the good old days when LR/Hooktard Gold made her preferences very, very clear to us all!

Now, your average Willie Johnson is between 5.65" and 5.87" long. So if this new gal is willing to go up to 6" (I guess we can fairly assume she'll be eyeballing these things up close and personal, so she'll be accurate), she will accomodate about 72% of the man-meat market. Props to Ginger for calling that one!

Now... she doesn't mention anything about girth, where the average is 4.67" to 4.97". If she again limits to the average (a stretch, I know... what woman doesn't prefer a thickee?) then she will accept about 69% of guys. I think it's fair to guess that she's gonna rule out the beer can boners, given her length preference.

Guess I need to call Julia and let the lil' chippie sell her sequin skirts.

And yes, I had way too much time on my hands and I started drinking early!

Data from: Mr Average    http://www.mraverage.com/results.htm

Now just for giggles, you can see how you really measure up - to just about anyone:

I picked up this young lady at a bar late on a Friday night.  As we flirted and drank into the night, she snuggled up to me and whispered sexily in my ear, "I want you to give me 12 inches and I want it to hurt."  So I took her home, fucked her four times and smacked her on the ass.

Great reading.  Funny but informative.
I wonder how Tiger Woods missed this one.

Swedish Model Anna Nystrom  

http://instagram.com/annanystrom

Damn! Disqualified by a lousy quarter inch!

I am with you on that Julia Yummmmmeeeee!!
Hugs and kisses
TL

Well anyone with eyes can see that she is a nice Jewish girl Good girls of the Tribe are NOT going to ruin their 'kosher kitchens' on some non kosher super sized goyim! Lol

Luvluv,
Memphis Belle

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