Atlanta
LOL - good one wege! eom
Who would win the evening gown competition, who would win the swimsuit competition, who would win the Q&A, and who would win overall to be crowned Miss Provider Atlanta?
Ps. Let's have some fun with this one.
The most important one...
the "talent" competition! There are many very talented ladies in our fine city.Seems like a pretty important category to me !
By "Talent", I can only imagine your mind is going more toward an Olympic type competition -
Backstroke/ breaststroke/diving;
shot put/hammer toss/javelin throw,
or a gymnastic floor exercise/balance beam.
Kosh,
I'm surprised you left out pole vault. And squat thrust. And clean and jerk. And organ grinding. And your personal favorite - kilt raising. Please get your mind in the gutter where it belongs.Lad, I don't know where ya been, but I see you won first prize!
I was watching TV about the Orlando thing (at risk of sounding too political) while typing earlier, so I'm not on my A-game today.
Besides, I'm more of a Winter Olympics fan.Understood.
And to anyone that thinks "the dark side" is just a fictional concept from a scifi movie... It is real. It exists. We can never underestimate the devastating power of hatred and anger.Can visual the breast stroke but can't imagine the sound that a plucking G string would make. Lol.
Well, when I'm plucking a girl's gstring I make the yummy sound.
*rimshot*
I thought you'd say Plucking a G string... sounds like Fun.
*tip your waitress, try the veal*
But I'm gonna have to get up to par on my G-string playing skills so I can have any chance in this! I feel like usual the Atlanta competition will be fierce. HAHA
I can only imagine a few ladies getting into a "Dueling Banjos" style competition with their G-Strings....and of course, Thongs!
Thongs: "It's all about that bass, about that bass, no treble!", ga_koshUnfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
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