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LOL - good one wege! eom
EngScott 68 Reviews 1367 reads
posted
1 / 14

Who would win the evening gown competition, who would win the swimsuit competition, who would win the Q&A, and who would win overall to be crowned Miss Provider Atlanta?
Ps.  Let's have some fun with this one.

electr0nsrealm 45 Reviews 685 reads
posted
2 / 14

The most important one...

the "talent" competition!

There are many very talented ladies in our fine city.

:-)

STPhomer 176 Reviews 459 reads
posted
3 / 14

Seems like a pretty important category to me !

ga_kosh 22 Reviews 530 reads
posted
4 / 14

By "Talent", I can only imagine your mind is going more toward an Olympic type competition -  
Backstroke/ breaststroke/diving;  
shot put/hammer toss/javelin throw,  
or a gymnastic floor exercise/balance beam.

I'd be more interested in Musical talents such as plucking G strings, flute playing, and tickling the ivories.

As for the OP, I'd hate to suggest winners without seeing all the contestants on stage. Perhaps suggest a different thread of Provider Olympic events?

Happy Sunday Funday,
ga_kos

electr0nsrealm 45 Reviews 384 reads
posted
5 / 14

Kosh,

I'm surprised you left out pole vault.  

And squat thrust.

And clean and jerk.

And organ grinding.

And your personal favorite - kilt raising.

Please get your mind in the gutter where it belongs.

:-)
 
Posted By: ga_kosh
By "Talent", I can only imagine your mind is going more toward an Olympic type competition -  
 Backstroke/ breaststroke/diving;  
 shot put/hammer toss/javelin throw,  
 or a gymnastic floor exercise/balance beam.  
   
 I'd be more interested in Musical talents such as plucking G strings, flute playing, and tickling the ivories.  
   
 As for the OP, I'd hate to suggest winners without seeing all the contestants on stage. Perhaps suggest a different thread of Provider Olympic events?  
   
 Happy Sunday Funday,  
 ga_kosh  
   
   
 

wege1010 11 Reviews 437 reads
posted
6 / 14

Lad, I don't know where ya been, but I see you won first prize!

electr0nsrealm 45 Reviews 289 reads
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7 / 14
ga_kosh 22 Reviews 370 reads
posted
8 / 14

I was watching TV about the Orlando thing (at risk of sounding too political) while typing earlier, so I'm not on my A-game today.

Besides, I'm more of a Winter Olympics fan.  
You know, stuff like Women's Curling, Slalom, 2 woman bobsled, and my faves - biathlon and nordic combine (because it reminds me of the Swedish Bikini Team ads of years past)  

But again, that's a thread for the Provider Games - as a hobby celebration of the 20th anniversary of the ATL summer olympics.

electr0nsrealm 45 Reviews 264 reads
posted
9 / 14

Understood.

And to anyone that thinks "the dark side" is just a fictional concept from a scifi movie...

It is real.  It exists.

We can never underestimate the devastating power of hatred and anger.

12pointbuck75 18 Reviews 319 reads
posted
10 / 14

Can visual the breast stroke but can't imagine the sound that a plucking G string would make.  Lol.

electr0nsrealm 45 Reviews 310 reads
posted
11 / 14

Well, when I'm plucking a girl's gstring I make the yummy sound.

*rimshot*
Posted By: noname75
Can visual the breast stroke but can't imagine the sound that a plucking G string would make.  Lol.

ga_kosh 22 Reviews 239 reads
posted
12 / 14

I thought you'd say Plucking a G string... sounds like Fun.
*tip your waitress, try the veal*
 

Posted By: electr0nsrealm
Well, when I'm plucking a girl's gstring I make the yummy sound.  
   
 *rimshot*  
   
Posted By: noname75
Can visual the breast stroke but can't imagine the sound that a plucking G string would make.  Lol.

Halliebabyy See my TER Reviews 430 reads
posted
13 / 14

But I'm gonna have to get up to par on my G-string playing skills so I can have any chance in this! I feel like usual the Atlanta competition will be fierce. HAHA

ga_kosh 22 Reviews 453 reads
posted
14 / 14

I can only imagine a few ladies getting into a "Dueling Banjos" style competition with their G-Strings....and of course, Thongs!  

Thongs:   "It's all about that bass, about that bass, no treble!",

ga_kosh

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