I have to relate my aborted encounter today. Names, location and other specific details are irrelevant for purposes of this discussion. I contacted, by text, a girl that I had my eye on for some time. She responded immediately, and after a series of texts back and forth (and the comical LE questions), we agreed to meet at a specific time. (Remember, she always responded very promptly to my texts.) As I approached, I texted that I was almost there, and could I get her anything. She responded immediately with a request for cigarettes. I arrived at the location shortly thereafter and texted I was there. No response. A little while later I texted my arrival again. No response. Call, and no response. As it was now approaching 30 minutes past our scheduled time, I decided to cut my losses and leave. I had just left and got this text: "Give me a sec. Where at you at. What kind of car are you in." My response: "I had left bc I waited so long." Her immediate reply: "Come back." To which I responded: "I am. Are you ready." And now for the coup de grace as she texted: "Yes. He leaving now." Nonononono!!!
Now we can talk all we want about texting and new contacts, etc, but the last thing I want to know is that I am following in the footsteps and pecker tracks of another dude. I told her I will come back another day "when u aren't so busy" (trying to be civil), but it will be a cold day in hell before I contact her again.
I have had the little lady get her text conversations confused. Leads to a little tmi.
Although this doesn't seem to be the case here. I would suspect her bf or pimp wanted some
before you got there.
next time, try one of these:
1. Rush back, and high-five or chest bump him as you pass one another in the motel parking lot. Make a friend! 2. Ask her to have him stay for an MFM. Have confidence in the dominance of your semen! 3. Wait for him to leave, and then tell her you just saw your cheating boyfriend leave her room. Guaranteed priceless expression! 4. Ask her to roleplay a HazMat decontamination shower. No more pecker-tracks! Ahhh, so much fun to be had on BP!!Now those were funny!!! Especially #1.
Eeeeewwwww...just eeeewwwwww. Not only do guys not want to be next on the assembly line, this lady (and many like me) likes to be freshly showered. I limit myself to 1 gentleman a day; I find it gross to see one after the other like that.
Now we can talk all we want about texting and new contacts, etc, but the last thing I want to know is that I am following in the footsteps and pecker tracks of another dude. I told her I will come back another day "when u aren't so busy" (trying to be civil), but it will be a cold day in hell before I contact her again.
Oh my gosh how tacky is that!!! As a provider of never speak that or text it. Kind of like being on a pecker conveyor belt lol