Me: Hey you wanna play a game?
Him: Sure
Me: Its called just the tip
I think my civi friends think I am a slut.
What is the craziest thing some chic has said to you for a hookup? The hot guy I said it to about spit his drink out. It worked though!
Location: a PA university campus
time: 1 am approx
I was with some friends walking back
from bar hopping to our campus dorm
when we came across some coeds ...
We started talking ... One chic approached
me: what's your name?
Me: "Sub"
chic: are you tasty like a sub?
Me: yes.
Chic: really?
Me: my dorm is next door, wanna find out?
It worked. We had brkfst next morning
at the dorm cafeteria.
Now you know!!!
Him: Sure
Me: Its called just the tip
I think my civi friends think I am a slut.
What is the craziest thing some chic has said to you for a hookup? The hot guy I said it to about spit his drink out. It worked though!
In a popular hotel bar and walked up on a lady holding a drink with a cherry in it.
I said, " May I have your cherry ?"
She said, " I lost that a long time ago, but still have the crate it came in."
We wound up in my room and went at it like a couple of animals.
Back in the late 90's I took 3 SUPER HOT chicks to a Braves game and we wound up at American Pie on Roswell Road after the game. The hottest chick [ Dee Dee ] was sitting next to me outside and we were both pretty drunk and here's what I said :
Me : Dee Dee .... I couldn't fuck you !
Dee Dee : Why Jim ? [ like there was something wrong with her ? ]
Me : Because my head would keep getting in the way !!!
Dee Dee : [ Hugging my neck ] Jim that's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me !!!
I was wrong though ... I found out later ... I could FUCK Dee Dee
Been using that line EVER since.
It is usually "hello"
For you CK, if you want to play with the tip, I promise to not give you the shaft (wink wink nod nod ya know ya know- trust me)
Great post
I was at a bar in Jacksonville during my college days, when a MILF/barfly named Pam came up to me:
Pam: "Come often?" (as she brushed her chest against my arm)
Me: (instantly aroused) "Not often enough."
Pam: "We're gonna do something about that..."
3 drinks later, back to her hotel room. What a night. No holds barred, cage match sex.
Found out she she'd caught her hubby screwing the babysitter, so I was the Revenge F.
I am feeling a little off today, would you like to turn me on?
I am a designated driver, can I take you home with me?