I ran across the article about the stuff some ladies are willing to accept as payment. The World of Warcraft one got me thinking. I play WOW so if any lady needs any gold or an epic mount then hit up the ole Wheelchairman. We can work out an arrangement.

The epic mount is what You were trading the gold for my friend,  good effort

I knew I liked you for some reason Wheelchairman...  i havent played in months for work reasons but I played prior to January for abotu 10 hours a day.

I would trade for World Series tickets for my beloved Brewers? (If they ever get there!) I would be more than happy to trade for Super Bowl tickets too. Almost any team is fine, I am open like that

Now all that other stuff, um NO Thanks. I can buy my own. What is wrong with people? McDonalds? I guess that is better than trading for drugs.