Friend of mine emailed me an article about the best pick-up lines being something as simple as "Hello" or "Excuse me, is this seat taken?" and I wondered
"Why doesn't anyone make a list of the Worst opening/first/pickup lines you've ever used or heard?"
There really isn't a decent one out there, so I turn to you, my TER brothers and lovers, for your reaction. I'll go first.
The worst one used On Me was by a provider (late 1990s, pre-TER days) who must've thought I looked like a LEO: "Excuse me Officer, would you mind showing me your badge?"
to which I replied "Show me yours and I'll show you mine." She later claimed I was more handsome than other clients and her first thought I was too good to be true. I figured it was my demeanor, my close cropped hair, and that she was full of it and too embarrassed to admit her mistake.
worst line used By Me: "Well Helllloooo, Nurse!"
I know, hardly original, but to my credit she was wearing a skintight nursing outfit at a DragonCon - so I gave into temptation.
What are yours?
ga_kos