Many Americans suffer from a debilitating condition known as BSC.  If you, or someone you know, suffers from BSC please seek medical attention immediately.  Or a therapist.  Or maybe one of those sanitorium things if they still exist.  Not sure, the jury is still out on that one.  But the fact is you need help...

BSC is the current leading cause for facepalms, internet rants, discarded hobby phones, new TER aliases, cold sweats, night terrors, and general running around with arms flailing about.

Some symptoms that you may be suffering from BSC include:

Your posts become flooded with any of the following...

Michael Jackson eating popcorn gifs
Giraffes eating popcorn gifs
Popcorn eating gifs of any sort
'Dis gon b gud' gifs
'Oh no she/he didn't!" gifs
Any meme from any reality show, or daytime talk show, or pop culture reference
GaGambler coming to settle your hash (well he pretty much does that anyway)

Please contribute generously to the Partnership to Eliminate BSC in our Lifetime Research Foundation of America (the PEBSCLRFoA for short).  We need to take a serious stance on making our community a better place.  For all of us.

Thank you for your attention.

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So true......and funny.....I suffer from BSC too occasionally......face palming is what I do the best though....LOL!

BSC gives me countless hours of pleasure "settling their hash" as you like to put it.

Let's try to wipe out AIDs instead, we have just as much chance of success and AIDs has no redeeming value.

Lmao!

You sir are a true humanitarian.    Agreed.  And honestly BSC threads provide so much entertainment value...

...in tapping into our wild nature.

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You are truly droll.  GaG is a prick, a pig, a whoremongering drunk and an asshole.  He freely admits this.  Calling him a humanitarian can only cause him great embarrassment.
You really know how to hurt a guy.

Yeah, wasn't sure how well he'd take such a compliment.  

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Miss Taylor,

Please.  I know your true colors.  You are the very example of anti-BSC behavior.  Kind, sweet, stable, helpful - always the voice of reason around here.  Ok, maybe deviously cunning in the role play department - but BSC?  Most definitely not.
 

I KNEW that was you!!! I thought it was just us regular crazies here in the sanitarium. Good to see there's at least one BSC!
Hey, save me a seat at next weeks basket weaving!

You forgot Manwhore.

Yeah, I think it is not right to call my bud a humanitarian. Now he will have to go sleep with some young hotties and get drunk to erase the pain. Don't giver the poor guy a heart attack now.

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