Whoops, I seem to have overshot my "southern gentleman" setting and gone all the way to "cajun chef." How embarassing. Nothing more awkward than premature dialectation.
You know what the best wine is?
Why - the kind you like of course!
Aieeeee.... I garooownteeeee!
Goodness, there it goes again. It's never happened before I swear. I'll have to get that checked...
Anyway... What was the question? Oh, if a Baston accent is sexy?
Hmmm... well let's see. Lean in real close and whisper "Ooooh Daddy, I love it when you do that!!!"
Yep. That'll do it. Definitely.
But do it one more time to make sure.
Yep. Checks out.
PS: In full disclosure - I'm pretty sure that phrase would be sexy even in Klingon. Except the translation would probably equate to "Keep pleasuring me elderly human male until I achieve crognar or I will kick you in your scrotal unit with such force your great ancestors will be shamed!"
PPS: Man those Klingon chicks really are sweet talkers, aren't they