Thought this was funny.

LOL.  Seems she could just write all of those excuses on a wheel of fortune.  When the SO asks if he will get lucky that night she can just give the wheel a spin to see where it lands.  

...that this gentleman listed his wife's reasons for not having sex in a "SPREAD" sheet!

GREAT post Miss Grace!

I think we need an app for that too!

lol

GK

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no disrespect

Agreed bballs.  That is probably at the top of reasons a lot of us guys are here and participate in the hobby.  I wish SO's would just give us the OK to participate so it doesn't have to be a secret and we can all just have fun and enjoy it and take all that drama "off the table".  (nice pun huh lol)

When I first got into this industry...I used to THINK all men sucked...they were liars, cheaters, just horrible people.

THIS INDUSTRY HAS TURNED AROUND MY OPINIONS OF MEN...I APPRECIATE THEM MUCH MORE.

Most men LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE their spouses, and I love when they talk about home with me...sometimes they just need someone to listen.

I DO SAY a Massage Girl or a Companion girl is the great equalizer to any marriage. LETS BE HONEST, a wife and mom gets tired...hell if she made money all day just enjoying men as a profession she'd always be ready, her body...mind and soul would be trained for it...BUT that's not "normal" in your everyday life.

I FOUND THE SPREADSHEET HILARIOUS AND SAD AT THE SAME TIME, LOL that's more than a problem.