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Adventures in the Land of Smiles
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I’m back from Thailand, having spent 3 nights in Pattaya and 5 nights in Bangkok. Women can be found in many venues, including beer bars, Go-Gos, clubs and the streets. Some are associated with the establishment in some way, resulting in bar fines to take them out; others are strictly free-lancers. I prefer the beer bars, because their noise level is tolerable and conversation is possible. In other places, the music is so loud as to preclude any conversation, particularly with women with limited English ability. This is the high season, with great (dry) weather and many visitors, but there was no shortage of available women. The currency here is the Baht, but for convenience I’ll talk dollars. I usually go for the “short time;” I’m a one-pop guy at my age, so overnighters have little appeal.

I booked a girl-friendly hotel strategically located near the infamous “walking street.” in Pattaya. On my first night, I found a cutie in a beer bar. She was a good kisser and great fuck, and the price was very good ($30 plus $10 bar fine). I took the second night off to recover from jet lag. On my last night in Pattaya, I couldn’t find any in the beer bars that floated my boat, so I broke down and went to a well-reviewed Go-Go. By then it was 1:00 am; the place had very few guys, but 4 women were dancing on the poles and 2 were playing in a tub across the room. One of the tub ladies looked very pretty from a distance, and she was naked, so her body looked good too. I beckoned to her and she dried herself off and joined me. She looked just as good close up and had a bubbly personality, so I made the arrangements. As I expected, she was more expensive: $60 plus a $20 bar fine. She too provided a great time.

On to Bangkok, with a reservation in another girl-friendly hotel between the two famous venues: Nana and Soi Cowboy. (Q: what’s the sure sign of a girl-friendly hotel? A: condoms in the minibar!)
On my first night out, I headed up the street to find some action. I didn’t get far; I ran into a stunning woman a block from my hotel. I suspect she had just left a client in another hotel, but no matter. Her short-time charge was $60 and she was true GFE. She wanted to stay the night but I declined.
I took a day off, and my third day was a double header. In the late afternoon I visited the famous Annie’s soapy massage parlor. I walked in to see about a dozen women on display behind a glass window, all wearing black bikinis, and all solid 8s. I finally chose a slim, long-legged one. She led me to a room equipped with a bathtub, a pad on the floor and a bed. The charge was $75 for two hours, and the menu included a bubble bath, slip and slide nuru style on the pad, an oil massage, and finally full service. Definitely lots of fun. A Thai I see back in Virginia had given me contact information for a friend of hers in Bangkok, so I arranged to see her when I arrived. She showed up at my hotel in the evening, and provided a GFE. She cost a little more, at $90.

It was time to check out some of the local bars, so on my fourth night I visited Thermae, a well-known pick-up bar for free-lancers that was just down the street from my hotel. There were several women standing outside, a good sign. I went inside and was blown away – there had be at least 50 women literally standing shoulder to shoulder around the perimeter, and more seated at tables. They vastly outnumbered us guys, who were looking as dazed as I was. How to pick?  I finally selected one; her short-time rate was $60, and she had a great personality as well as providing a GFE. She’s a hairdresser, and does this for extra income; she clearly enjoyed sex, so it’s a winning combination.

On my last night, a return to Thermae was clearly indicated. The scene was the same; if anything, there were more women. The selection process was simplified when a cutie grabbed me and said she had a discount for me – only $45. She also spoke decent English, so after a short Q&A to confirm that she was GFE, off we went. She too was a part-timer, selling clothes as her day job. I suspect a lot of the FLs are similar.

So that’s a week in the land of smiles; my only challenge is how to get back there soon!


It almost sounds too good to be true.

A few questions:

Are the sessions pretty much one and done, and how much time do they spend for $30 or $60?

Do the gals all speak enough English so that language is not a barrier?

Session length and content were variable, some were lengthy and included foreplay and extras such as massage; others were fairly short. English level was variable, ranging from fluent to a few words.

There's a ton of hot ladies in Thailand and you can easily have a great time for a $100 or less. I was there in December and there was this lady I picked up on the street in Bangkok that was an 8 and she was GFE w/BBBJ and 2 hours for $100. She would only do short time but that was fine with me.

I was talking with some of the ladies in Pattaya and there hasn't been as many men there since the economy tanked but there are the same number of ladies. Prices are down and the selection is still there. It's a hobbiest's market there right now.

I like to mix it up with bars, escorts, and this last time massages. What a sexy country.

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you guys must be all well off to afford plane ticket there, every time i get close something goes wrong and cant afford it, ahhhh

I thought Annie's Soapy Massage does not offer FS. Did you remember which number you choose? Thanks.

I don't think I got special treatment; I recall the mamasan saying everything was included.

Full service was definitely provided for me at Annie's. I didn't know anyone or ask for something special. The only hint of reluctance was when the lady told me that I was to big to fit inside her. However, I pretty sure that she was just flirting, because she didn't hesitate when I told her to put on the condom and get on top. She was pretty tight, but we both enjoyed it and she came twice (or faked it well).

When I spent time in Bangkok a few years ago, Thermae had become a primarily japanese venue, and non-japanese were not particualarly welcome (this is due to the fact that Japanese tend pay substantially more and non-japanese are generally considered bargain hunters, which is not necessarily an incorrect assumption).  Has Thermae changed?  Did you feel comfortable there?

Also, any word on the status of my favorite haunt, Eden Club?  It changed ownership a few years ago, and I have heard mixed reviews since.

I didn't notice any Japanese; the clientele was mostly Caucasian. No news on Eden; it was on my list to check out but didn't get there.

I was there in December. It was my fist time there so I don't have any frame of reference from before. The girls were nice (7/8) in looks but I saw much hotter in other places. I selected one lady who was an 8 and her friend who was a 7 came too. Had a great time with them and the two girl action was awesome. I actually liked the other girl better as her body was smokin hot and she gave the best BBBJ. I had a great time, had 2 pops and went on my way. The girls seemed open for most anything too. Not sure how it compares to the prior ownership though.

Thank you both, glad to hear things are good in the land of smiles.

This is a great report. Going to BKK in the Fall and have been doing a lot of internet research. For anyone needing a lot more intel, check out the worldsexguide.com. My two cents. Lots of very experienced travelers/mongers on there.

Lots of good up-to-date information on this forum too.

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