Here are a couple of definitions to ponder.

Scared: When you find you can no longer pop twice in an hour.

Panic: When you find that you can no longer pop once in an hour.

I was not scarred by it, just a bit disappointed, that's all.

I don't think I'll panic when the day comes that I can get off, but I won't be popping any Champagne corks either.

Ageing gracefully is an art.  I intend to master it.

suicidal: when you you find you don't care.

Acceptance : When you’re playing pool with a rope instead of a cue stick, sinking the eight ball is the last thing on your mind

Gentlemen:

Please consider this carefully:

Some day you are going to have sex with someone, and that will be the last sex you ever have.

It's a fact.

The sooner we realize this, the better.

Instead, be thankful for each time that you do have sex, and for that matter be thankful for each day you wake up.

Enjoy life, don't despair it.

we should assume it's going to be our last?   Probably not, however we should definitely appreciate the moment for what it is and be very thankful.   It makes no sense to worry or despair.

a real gift from a benevolent universe. I try to live in the moment.  Holding a stunning young angel in my arms, knowing she wants to please me, is wonderful. Tomorrow can go fuck itself!

What you have to do is find a wild, unexpected experience.

Nothing like that to bring back youthful exuberance.

the world is ending: when you find out you can no longer pop, period.
the sun will come out tomorrow: when the dr hands you a blue pill.