I was looking for a assisted living place for my Mom. She's 88 but still can take pretty good care of herself. As I was looking over the amenities I saw this- (name of place xxx out)
"Home Health Services available 24 hours a day through xxxx Home Health Services: personal care, medication monitoring, homemaker, chore or escort services, and professional RN care coordination. You are also welcome to contract for services with an outside home health agency if you prefer."
I may have to move in first- imagine- escort services and it's included in my US Govt. subsidized apartment. Whoo hoo. I'll bet they even have a shuttle to the escorts 5 star in-call.
They even include a wife-personal care, and homemaker and personal assistant.
We get an escort for the sex, and a PA for the basic stuff. A perfect life.
This was in the Twin Cities, MN. This is from the state that gave you Governor Jesse Ventura, Mark Dayotn (current Gov., and former US Senator from MN- look him up some time, he's a frigging loonie) and not to leave out Al Franken. Holy Franken shit.
The word escort is used in common conversation anymore when discussing patient care and needs.
SEX isn't one of them however, some establishments do have private rooms where ones S.O. in marriage
or similar is allowed to escape with her or his S.O. for private encounters. Cute verbage though on
the sign and what it reads . Cute...
of course- it's wishful thinking. It was all tongue in cheek- or something in cheek.
wouldn't life be grand- btw-the verbiage was from their web site.
I wonder how many guys or gals stop for a brief moment as that thought, though fleeting, ran through their consciousness.
Thinking about coming to Chicago for the M&G in March
Good! And I welcome you . The theme is going to be beautiful Did you get your evite?
is used. While doing research for health insurance, I kept reading about health care providers. I have always thought my health improves when I see providers. [wink wink]