I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady
behind me leaned on her horn because I was taking too long to place my order.
to me and mouthed "Thank you," obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with a kindness. When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the line and start all over. Don't honk your horn at old people.
...for revealing you have absolutely no sense of humor. This is a fictional joke received in an email. I was debating whether to post it on the Erotic Humor board but since it's in no way erotic, I figured the 60 and Overs would get a laugh out of it.
I am definitely not a "self-admitted ass." You must have me confused with GaGambler. But you certainly are free to search for a post where I said that and link it here. I'm sure you won't find one so I'll be patiently waiting for your apology.
OTOH, maybe you're butt hurt from me kicking your ass on the Politics board under your REAL handle. Just sayin'. Lighten up, broham.
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Let the record show I am a "self admitted ASSHOLE" lol
Now in the interest of fairness, can anyone imagine YOUR comments if someone like CDL had made the very same joke, making it in the first person like you did? You would be full of snide insults, but speaking of "lightening up" maybe there is some truth to you eating double orders of McD's? Maybe the secret to the "Big" in "BigPapasan" has finally been revealed.
You're supposed to think it's a real story until the end. Which is part of the joke. Your failure to get it is what we all expect from someone who has no sense of humor whatever.
I saw the same joke on line a couple of weeks ago.