what is the funniest provider handle you have seen and if they lived up to the name if you saw them.
The funniest one I saw but never actually contracted for some fun wqas "Wanda Cocks"

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The most interesting, though perhaps not funny, handle I ever heard was "Fever".
 
She was awfully hot.

haha! Seriously, my favorite handle was a lady I used to see years ago. Her handle was great.day.to.play. She more than lived up to it. In fact, she went way beyond her handle. I always thought her handle should have been great.day.to.kill.your.client.with.wild.sex. She was a true nymphomaniac. Never seen anything like her since.

OK she's actually a porn star, not an escort, so sue me.  but I love her handle!

Well if I sue you, I'll need a lawyer and I'd have to pay him or her. So you are off the hook. Besides, I started looking for what pfp names prevailed and throughout it was emphasized that trashy names were a bad idea. Most women want to advertise how classy they are. Good point and it's probably why there are so few entries on this topic.

I just made that up. lol

Come on, guys!  What provider name could possibly be better?

The Dick Whisperer (sp)?? was sure appropriate

That's funny.

Appropriate,

How about this
Kama Iwanalaya for a cute Hawaiian lady?

Very appropriate

Jill Bait TER ID: 161262

but let me close by saying:

Amanda Hugenkiss
Connie Lingus
and the immortal Helen Bedd

....The pluperfect of screwed.

Late to the party, but I always thought that handle was hilarious.

That would be a good one.

It was the actual board handle of a provider in SF a while back.  Not active on TER as far as I know, but on a now defunct SF-centric board.  

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Betty Cocker / Baltimore Betty's