I suppose everyone has heard that saying. Many, many years ago I believed that. I was in the Navy and in Japan. I had a romantic relationship with a Japanese woman. I thought of marrying her but the red tape of the Navy was a great obstruction. When I returned to the States and was discharged we continued to write letters. I researched the possibilities for bringing her to the States. As time passed the letters became fewer and longer apart. Eventually we stopped writing. At the time I was sad but in retrospect I think, for me, the saying should be reworded to (.... the mind grow wiser). If I had married her, it might have turned out well but, I would have not met the woman who became my loving wife for 52 years. I suppose many of the people on this board had a romantic experience that made a lasting positive influence on their life. I'm equally sure there were a lot of negative experiences 8>(. Now I believe the original saying again!!!
A man visited a Proctologist complaining that every time he farted it sounded like "Honda!" The doc quickly found an abscess on his rectum and removed. Problem solved. Proving of course that "Abscess makes the fart go Honda."
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