FAQ: Do I keep the Vacuum Erection Device on during Intercourse?

Answer: No, the Vacuum Erection Device is used prior to sexual intercourse to help create an erection by drawing blood into the penis.

Just like all those goofy warnings on all sorts of products, this often means that SOMEBODY did it and, quite likely, sued the manufacturer after suffering an injury.

So now there's a warning.  Possibly a warning in the packaging materials of the device too, if not a sticker on the device itself.  

 
Proving yet again that not only is "common sense" not so common, but that our society has become a very litigious one.  

 

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Could you imagine the outcome!

I had to look that one up! Learn something new everyday

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There is no way you can insert a vacuum erection device into a vagina.  

Well, maybe if you were in a porno.  

Well, just a thought about his question, and let me be objective, most of us on this board 60+, sometimes we need all the help that we can get, from meds, injections and devices like this to get and maintain our stiffness, just maybe, he's thinking, if he pulls the sucker out from the vacuum he turns into limb dick instantly. Sometimes the feeling of having a good boner for a few minutes is quite an accomplishment....and don't want the feelings to go away and to struggle again...hehehe...

 
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Or if the vagina is big enough.

Old joke. A guy goes to see a provider who claims to have the biggest vagina in the world. Goes to her hotel, and she's no small woman. He gets ready, and she tightens a belt around her waist, as tight as possible. He sticks his cock in her, and she lets the belt loose. He's sucked completely into her vagina.

He's  wandering around in the dark in there, trying to feel his way. He bumps into another guy. "Hey," he says. "If you go left and I go right, we may be able to find a way out of here."

"Hell," the other guy says. "If you can find my car keys, we can drive out of here."

That's hilarious

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A silicone cock ring is stretched around the base of the tube. You put the tube over your dick, and hold the tube against your body, bedded in a lot of lube.  

You pump the air out and your dick inflates.  When you twist the vacuum tube (its in 2 parts) the cock ring snaps (!!) off the end of the tube like a big rubber band around the base of your dick.  Remove the vacuum tube, and voila, erection.

" I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out."