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Dad's advise - "get a hooker, they're cheaper." EOM
1705218 10 Reviews 1560 reads
posted
1 / 19

I saw this topic on a regional board and think it might be fun to see what the members of this group would have to say.
When I was 12 years old, my Dad's facts of life discussion went like this. "Son, do you know where babies come from?" I said, "Yes" He replied, "Good, just be careful where you put that thing."  
Words to live by!!!

grayhair 63 Reviews 726 reads
posted
2 / 19

My Dad was a little more direct.  He had a secretary who had a son that at age 17 had gotten a girl pregnant.  So, his advice was "Whatever you do, keep that damn thing in your pants"  I wonder what damn thing he was referring to.  I recall that occasion and always thought, Why didn't he say if you do get that damn thing into a girl make sure you have it covered!

Alan_Nimm 621 reads
posted
3 / 19

this, from my ATF:  "It's just sex!"  Seems pretty simple and obvious, but there's a lot behind it.  

My dad died when I was a kid so I never got "the talk" from him. I would've liked to have that chat though.

xyz23 45 Reviews 672 reads
posted
4 / 19

...18 before I had intercourse for the first time.

My college girlfriend told me her mother always  "keep your panties on". We had a lot of sex with her panties pulled to the side or pulled down just enough for me to enter her. :-)

1705218 10 Reviews 616 reads
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5 / 19
KSM46 33 Reviews 482 reads
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6 / 19
KSM46 33 Reviews 694 reads
posted
7 / 19

Wait until you're married.
Neither of us was experienced or really knew what we were doing except for "doing what comes naturally".
I think that I would have been a much better, passionate, sensitive lover had I known 40 years ago even a fraction of what I have learned from experienced partners in the past 5 years.

mrfisher 108 Reviews 578 reads
posted
9 / 19

Once you get out of the line, the gals will be standing in line for you.

It's true, too

1705218 10 Reviews 480 reads
posted
11 / 19

Isn't there something you could do to get rid of the hair permanently, so you could miss a day or two without the stubble problem? 8o)

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Hpygolky 205 Reviews 565 reads
posted
12 / 19

When you meet a girl you like, your peepee will get hard and you stick it in her hole.....Yup, that's my dad.RIP

ATLDAWG 493 reads
posted
13 / 19

That was probably from her Mom's personal experience!!!

Posted By: xyz23
...18 before I had intercourse for the first time.  
   
 My college girlfriend told me her mother always  "keep your panties on". We had a lot of sex with her panties pulled to the side or pulled down just enough for me to enter her. :-)

Foodyguy 29 Reviews 526 reads
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14 / 19
Wild_Wil 459 reads
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15 / 19
macdaddy1944 51 Reviews 465 reads
posted
16 / 19

Use it or Lose it..

Foodyguy 29 Reviews 445 reads
posted
17 / 19
Max101 8 Reviews 494 reads
posted
18 / 19

Mom:  I don't care who you bring home as long as she has good teeth."

In a book somewhere:  "You don't have sex with her body.  You have sex with her mind."

hbyist+truth=;( 511 reads
posted
19 / 19

"Sex is to be enjoyed, NOT endured. If the person you are with doesn't listen, find one that will"

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