60 and Over
Congratulations, Grumpy Gramps, you must be very proud of yourself...
I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady
behind me leaned on her horn because I was taking too long to place my order.
...for revealing you have absolutely no sense of humor. This is a fictional joke received in an email. I was debating whether to post it on the Erotic Humor board but since it's in no way erotic, I figured the 60 and Overs would get a laugh out of it.
I am definitely not a "self-admitted ass." You must have me confused with GaGambler. But you certainly are free to search for a post where I said that and link it here. I'm sure you won't find one so I'll be patiently waiting for your apology.Let the record show I am a "self admitted ASSHOLE" lol
You're supposed to think it's a real story until the end. Which is part of the joke. Your failure to get it is what we all expect from someone who has no sense of humor whatever.
I saw the same joke on line a couple of weeks ago.
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