So, ladies, we all believe that we're Casanova's, give every provider multiple O's, that we're great at DATY and you generally love every minute we spend with you. Guys get to report on less than stellar performances in reviews but I've seen very few comments from providers revealing some of the worst performances by hobbyists. So, use an alias if you like, but what are some of the things we've done that are less than what we imagine?
I once had an older gentlemen who "leaked" and didn't realize it. Its hard to have a good session with the guy piddles all over the place but I tried my best to enjoy the time together and then afterwards put him on my personal DNS list.
He is a really sweet guy so I felt bad for him but I just can't handle drips of urine on the sheets and forget about bbbj.
I too had one I had to add to my personal DNS list. I had a guy who was the worst kisser ever. He stuck his tongue way down my throat. It was long and stiff and then started wet licking my entire face like my dog does. Then he stops looks at me and says, " I had a girl tell me I was a terrible kisser. It hurt my feelings." I kept my thoughts to myself. Not sure how we learn to kiss in an appropriate way but that wasn't sexy at all.
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Again not a TER gent but I've had several jam their tongue inside my ear. Yuk! Who ever taught them this was a hot turn-me-on anyway?! Come into my office!
oh I hate those wet willies, reminds me of when I was a kid and my brother would wet his finger and stick it in my ear just to annoy me.
I had a provider put her tongue in my ear. It didn't really do much for me but was ok if she wanted to do it. I didn't say anything . Didn't repulse me or anything.