Guys if you could post an ad declaring what you need/your skilz

What would your ad say?

Can't wait to read them!!

Thanks for playing
xoxo
Sexy

Spend a day at the sample spa. Relax and sample all the erotic sensations you can imagine!
Tantric God will guide you on a journey of erotic pleasures. You will feel a tingle sensation for days. Multiple sensations are welcome. Skilled with hands, touch and the boys, all tantric ceremonies are available. Serine quiet space available with soft music and candles. I recommend you spend two to 3 hours for the complete package. If you have never sampled a taste, you owe it to yourself to see what you have been missing!

for more info. handle at that ya place

If you got the roses honey I got the time. Unrushed full attention to all your needs. Try my movie special, try my department store dressing room special and for the brave few my ice fishing hut adventure. Or any dreams you can come with I am game.

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The Sample Taste

Taster's Choice

Taste of the Town

and of course The Day at the Sample Spa!!

Get your mouth ready for my juices will be flowing!
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Ladies, let me take you on a tingling tour of your geography.  Starting at the garden of your two lips, on down to a hands on exploration of the Tetons.  Next, a quick stop at the navel academy before proceeding to the next two legs.  There, a leisurely trip will be taken up both east thigh land and west thigh land to reach the final destination..........paradise valley.  At the valley some fine dining will occur leading to a spine tingling, toe curling climactic end to the tour.  Call for further details, trip costs, and final arrangements.

on being me being your Sex God, and you being my Sex Goddess!  

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