Review: Kavita Flowers

General Details

LOGISTICS: The scheduling of the appointment via email was fairly easy, because her communication was prompt and to the point. She displayed great sense of humor in our email correspondence which turned out to be the first signs of her upbeat and pleasant personality.

APPEARANCE: I arrived at her upscale hotel in River North with the full anxiety of anticipation and as soon as she opened the door, I was dumbfounded by her looks and my heart began pounding in my chest. A tall ebony valkyrie with black eyes, curly hair, and a dazzling smile welcomed me into the room and gave me a warm hug. As I sat down on the bed, she tiptoed around the room to show me her slender and athletic figure. Her poise was as graceful as a swan's and her walk exuded charm, charisma, and dexterity at each step. I was under her spell within the first minute.

I will quote Christopher Marlowe to describe her:

"Was this the ass that launch'd a thousand ships,

And burnt the topless towers of Ilium?

Sweet Kavita, make me immortal with a kiss."