I once had a provider who came and sat down next to me after I told her I was going to Vienna. And she asked, "where is that", I told her, "Austria", and she said "oh, all I know is about sausages" while showing the shape of a sausage with her fingers. I immediately sensed a feeling, almost as if she implied that she is dumb and only knows how to treat cocks well, luckily she then mentioned Vienna sausages, "the kind you eat", and I was relieved.
Was with a great provider in NY who had perviously vowed that after our session she'd be my ATF. Well, it was a truly memorable session, especially when, in the midst of a stellar BBBJ, she looked up at me and said, "I wanna be your ATM." I started laughing convulsively and explained what she'd just said, adding, "feel free to shoot cash at me any time." She giggled, and got back to business.
I couldn't have sprayed it on any better than it ended up accidentally. I had put it on his cock and gotten most of it off before I flipped over, but what was left dripped down under his balls and ended up across my upper lip. Classic for sure. LOL