Massage Parlors

Massage Parlor Protocol
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I've never had a massage parlor experience, and I want to be sure I do things right. Betting there are seasoned veterans who can tell me what to do, what to say, when to say it... to maximize my encounter. Anyone willing to give some guidance to this rookie?

but when I did the AMP, a few times in the beginning of my hobby career, this is how it worked.

1. You walk in, and sit in the lobby.

2. Someone from inside sees you on the camera and they open the door, and let you in.

3. Small talk asking if you have been there before unless they recognize the face..

4. The lady escorts you to a room

5. After couple of min of wait, she will send some you girl to your room.

6. The girl gives you shower or optional sauna if its really cold. The shower is usually, you lying on the table and her showering and scrubbing you.

7. After shower she takes you back to the room and massage ensues.

8. Then depending how much you are going to tip, she will give you a blowjob and you can fuck her.

9. You come home feeling stupid that you wasted a whole bunch of money on mediocre experience.


-- Modified on 12/20/2012 9:49:24 PM

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LOL. Thanks Curly!

Posted By: CurlyW - Nats Fan
but when I did the AMP, a few times in the beginning of my hobby career, this is how it worked.

1. You walk in, and sit in the lobby.

2. Someone from inside sees you on the camera and they open the door, and let you in.

3. Small talk asking if you have been there before unless they recognize the face..

4. The lady escorts you to a room

5. After couple of min of wait, she will send some you girl to your room.

6. The girl gives you shower or optional sauna if its really cold. The shower is usually, you lying on the table and her showering and scrubbing you.

7. After shower she takes you back to the room and massage ensues.

8. Then depending how much you are going to tip, she will give you a blowjob and you can fuck her.

9. You come home feeling stupid that you wasted a whole bunch of money for mediocre experience.

-- Modified on 12/20/2012 8:47:32 PM

DCdaytimer2377 reads

money better spent with a real provider.

I was curious about the whole MP scene and did a lot of reading and research on it.
Decided that I didn't want to go with the MP route and discovered this hobby.

So from what I read,
They will be asking you a lot of questions from when you walk in up until halfway through the massage or so.
It's what they call an LE check.

When you walk in, you'll most likely be asked if you have been there before, you can say yes.
However, this can backfire if the lady at the front desk, who usually also massages, asks you who you have seen and you can't come up with a name. Or if you come up with a name of a lady who happens to be there and she doesn't recognize you.
So whether you say yes or no, it's up to you.

How you dress matters. Try not to look like LE.
Be clean and friendly.

Once you're in the room, they'll be asking more questions about yourself. If you 'pass' all their questions you'll soon be asked to flip and asked what you want.

Some places do FS, in that case you tell her you want everything.
Others are just HE or CBJ places.

And that's pretty much it.. You just have to answer all the questions they ask 'correctly' and they have to see you as not a threat.

1. Try to find some reviews of the place and you will get an idea if the offer extra services
2. Always take the table shower when offered, this is where they test if you are LE
3. Be nude during the table shower
4. Tell her it's ok to wash everywhere
5. In places where there are no table showers or if opt not to have the shower, lay on the massage table nude. The worst that can happen is that she will cover you. But it shows your naughty intent
6. During the massage feel her legs, butt, tits, which is the clearest sign of what you want
7. On the flip you can take her hand and put it on your boys.

Try and you shall succeed. The worst that can happen is she will say no at which point you should stop, take a therapeutic massage and go look for another place. But if a place is reviewed by a reputed reviewer you will not go wrong. Enjoy

AsianTantric has it correct but I would add that... to dispel their natural concerns about LEO, on your FIRST visit try to show that you are enthusiastic and excited to be there !  So when they ask if you have ever been there before ( they ALWAYS ask this until you become a regular) tell them YES,  Then SMILE !!   They will then ask who you saw...say it was a long time ago and I don't remember her name but I HAD A GREAT TIME and SMILE AGAIN !!  I have found that just being enthusiastic and confident instead of worrying about the possible outcum is the best practice because in over 95% of my first visits to AMP's ( and I have been to more than 50) , at the very least I get a GREAT massage and a nice HJ happy ending for a reasonable price (in  some places and some girls that's all that is available the first time) ...and in over 50% of of AMP's a BJ or FS is also available on the first visit IF you make the girl feel comfortable right off the bat. Sometimes, a second or a third visit to the same AMP will lead to more options being available to you as they feel more comfortable....LEO is a BIG concern for AMP's and the ladies there.
So my advice is to go in with the idea that you are going to enjoy a GREAT MASSAGE and probably a hj happy ending and if you find the girl attractive and receptive that POSSIBLY there might be more fun to be had...that way you won't be disappointed regardless of the outcum and pleasantly surprised if you really get lucky !
ps. if you go to a place where a table shower is available, even if they charge extra, start with the table shower because she will wash your package and asshole as part of the process...THIS is where you can REALLY show her that you want to play by displaying your pleasure by squirming and moaning and asking for MORE !

I neglected to mention in my earlier post that sometimes the hand skills of AMP ladies are soooo fucking great that not getting a BJ or laid FS does not really matter to me at all in the greater scheme of things....there have been several AMP hj only experiences for me which were OFF THE CHARTS with the lady whispering sweet nasty encouragement in my ear as she took me to soaring heights of passion and pleasure with only her hands....learning to enjoy the special talents of each particular lady I meet is part of what makes this hobby so very satisfying for me. Most AMP girls do have some good skills...the key for me to getting the most enjoyment with an AMP girl, as with most ladies, is to make HER feel comfortable and THAT starts with ME being comfortable with her and showing that while I am excited to be with her, I am also relaxed enough to have confidence that she will deliver a good time by not being too pushy or overly demanding. So developing ways to help her warm up to you can really work wonders and bring out the VERY BEST she has to give !  

Thanks for all the great advice!

You have been given a lot of great information here.

I would add that massage parlors are different all around the country. So what might happen in Boston might not happen in Las Vegas.

I have been going to them for a long time and have also read a lot of reviews of massage parlor experiences on other boards. (the advice given here is better than any of those by the way)

Here are some mistakes I see people making:

1. The whole "have you been here before" discussion. If you want to raise your odds of getting what you want always say yes. Use the reviews to find a gal who was there a long time ago, usually she'll be gone or won't remember anything. This is not a huge deal, but it does make them a bit more comfortable. And it can be critical in some areas of the country where things are clamped down tight. (which is why some people might say it doesn't matter -- they live in an area where things are looser by AMP standards.

2. When you are escorted to a room, your next step is to get naked. Period. If you are at a place that does table showers then there should be a robe, put that on. But remember be naked. If there is no table shower, or you are not going to take a shower lay face down on the table naked. don't cover up.

3. Be clean. Unless I am getting a table shower, I always shower before I go.

4. Shower does not necessarily mean table shower. Not all places have them. I like table showers, so I will call ahead to make sure they have them. Always take the table shower first. You get clean and maybe have a little fun there. My ultimate goal is to get a pop in the TS and one after the massage. It is not easy but I do get it about 20% of the time. I make sure to let her know I am enjoying it. Moaning when she touches the right places, etc. You might try a little hand contact here, but sometimes they are great about your wet hands.

5. During the massage, make sure she knows when she has touched the right spots, moan, move etc. Try some touching when she moves around the table. Don't push it to hard at first, but see how she reacts. If she moves away then you might be in for just a massage, or she might wait until the end.

6. As I mentioned, massage parlors are not chains, the negotiation for services can be quite different. You have to think on your feet a bit. It helps to look at reviews and get a feel for pricing so you have the money on hand. If you are a bargain hunter then you'll want to bring in only the money you want to pay. But you might get less service. I spread my money out in my pants pockets. My shirt pocket has the door fee which you can find out either from their add or you can just call and ask. Then one of my pants pockets has what I think I should be paying for the service. Then in another pocket I have an extra 20 and then another pocket is an extra 20. That way I can say "that is all I have".

7. Be friendly and compliment them.

Posted By: sevenspot

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2. When you are escorted to a room, your next step is to get naked. Period. If you are at a place that does table showers then there should be a robe, put that on. But remember be naked. If there is no table shower, or you are not going to take a shower lay face down on the table naked. don't cover up.
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Yes, yes, a thousand times yes.  Often, if there's a table shower option, the mamasan will give you a small towel when she takes you in the room.  Or there will be one sitting on the table already.

When she leaves, get naked.  Stay naked.  Don't put the towel (or robe) on.  When the girl comes in, sitting there buck naked is a sure sign of what you're looking for.  Be casual, unconcerned with your nudity.  If you have a full or partial erection, even better.

If she needs to walk you through the hallway to take you to the shower or sauna, she'll usually wrap the towel around you herself, often with a little "accidental" touching of some fun parts, possibly even holding it closed at your pelvis as she leads you to the shower.

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