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whew! I gotta tell ya i thot u were serious. Just tells ya forum members r nice people lol
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After reading reviews lately, I have decided that I am a complete failure as a hobbyist. In all my experiences, I have successfully made my female companion achieve a mind blowing orgasm less than 30% of the time. (the real figure is probably about 1%, but I digress)
I have had 2 lovely women achieve a significant level of wetness, that I attribute to my amazing skills, but even with that, I am obviously a disappointment to the ladies out there.
So, I certainly apologize to you ladies that, unlike my bretheren in hobby who manage to make you reach mind blowing, earth shattering, once in a lifetime, orgasms every time they see you, I have failed in helping you reach your potential.

Sincerely, "the only hobbyist out there who cannot get every woman to have the best orgasm of her life"

Posted By: rcdpsu91
After reading reviews lately, I have decided that I am a complete failure as a hobbyist. In all my experiences, I have successfully made my female companion achieve a mind blowing orgasm less than 30% of the time. (the real figure is probably about 1%, but I digress)
I have had 2 lovely women achieve a significant level of wetness, that I attribute to my amazing skills, but even with that, I am obviously a disappointment to the ladies out there.
So, I certainly apologize to you ladies that, unlike my bretheren in hobby who manage to make you reach mind blowing, earth shattering, once in a lifetime, orgasms every time they see you, I have failed in helping you reach your potential.

Sincerely, "the only hobbyist out there who cannot get every woman to have the best orgasm of her life"

Good point, but you have to admit that you received "the best BBBJ of your life"! One girl after the other topping the previous one LMFAO

Sarcasm - mocking, contemptuous, or ironic language intended to convey scorn or insult

Honestly, I go into the session only wanting my own desires fulfilled half the time. I'm usually kinda tired when seeing some providers, so, I get kinda lazy fucking them. It's no big deal to me. I've come to the realization that I am the one paying the money, and, I really don't have to please anyone but myself. I'm not selfish, I tip them all the time despite my efforts.

If I can get them to ride me throughout the session, then that's what I tend to do. Some providers want me to thrust faster so they can climax, but, when I don't have the energy, then I can't give them what they want. Sometimes, I just like to go slow, take my time, and pick up some speed that will last about 30 seconds to one minute of thrusting fast at different intervals. Other than that, I kinda like go slow sometimes.

They never seem to be totally disappointed, they themselves try to fuck me all they want, and I just sit back. So, if they want their nut, then, they get on top and ride me. Otherwise, half the time, I'm taking my time. When I fuck girls, I have no intention of giving them O's. Some will achieve that regardless of what I do.

Well you're definitely not a failure. I for one think that hobbying is a fun thing and should not be tied down with the responsibility of pleasuring a girl friend, wife or some other form of significant other. If I want to worry about giving o's I ll go fuck my gf. But hobbying is different. It's my time and I get to pretty much do whatever I want. I can be with a tall busty blonde, or a sultry brunette with a bubble butt or shit, both of them at the same time. The provider is providing a service for me and no one else during the time I am with her. Of course the level of service differs with providers as we have all come to know but that's what keeps me going back! If  I am having fun with a provider and I o and she o's as well then hey! Win win for us all. I know as men we like to hear from a partner how awesome and mind blowing the sex is but in truth it's not like that all the time. As a guy having sex with a girl (non provider) haven't you ever has a bad lay? I mean shit I ve fucked plenty of girls that were just awful in bed. How? Dead fish, amazon jungles, god the list goes on! I think that's what any good provider DOESNT want to be. They want you the hobbyist to have a good time and keep you coming back to them. That's a providers basic business   dynamics. My opinion. Ladies if I m wrong please don't hate on me lol

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Do swimming on a regular basis. It will make you nice in hard. That helps in making the ladies wet. Also use those twisty trojan condoms.

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A top provider once said that to me at the end of a session when I said, "this was great for me, but I'm sorry I didn't give you an O."  Then she added, "as a matter of fact, I can come almost any time I want if I'm having a good time, and I came just now because I enjoyed being with you."  True or not, she made it sound convincing and she was so good I believed her.

that read this post as making fun of the storytelling that many reviewers do, and not as a request for advice? If my first thought was correct, then I hear you brother.  It's amazing how many reviewers have foot long packages and make all the girls fall in love.

I was getting concerned that no one would actually see the post for what it was meant to be

I have a very clear goal in my adventures. I love a woman that has "O's". OMG as many as is possible.
And I think by now I can pretty well tell when they fake it or not. Actually, lately I have been with woman that are silent. So its hard to tell when or even if.

Lovable, kissable, edible, and oh yes responsive.
Its the oral dinning at the Y, O that is amazing. You get to feel the gush, the quiver, the muscal spasm. They cant fake that. And If I pay a lot of attention to their body signals, and listen really hard, they cum. Im so easy after that, LOL.

Having said all that, some of our fine ladies just are not going to let go, or they have been worn out by the days events, or just the life. Since my baggage is tied to their pleasures, I shy away from the BP girls alot, they are mostly used up. Or the professional lady, for the same reasons. Now thats a generalization of course. I dont mean that in a derogitory way either. My goal is a womans pleasure. If they arent into it, or came 20 mins ago, they may be done or too sensative. that has happened. I usually move on and finish and go.  

And having said all of this, I am almost too embarrassed to call an old friend, and see her. Years have gone by, now. Her posts are like  personal letters to me, an invitation to see her. The last time I saw her I was so nervous I barely functioned. Not sure I could do much better if I saw her now. And she has never been more beatiful, more alluring, and more inviting. Oh, to make her have an O, would be a thrill that would last my life time. One of those, great thoughts of a great career kinda thing. That moan, sigh, breath, kiss of passion, that quiver in her body. Hopefully, she reaches out and holds me.
ahhhhh.
Good topic, Listen, the girls know what they are doing, you dont have to appologize to them, they are there for you. But i do remember what one very fine lady said to me, many many years ago. In a very soft voice she said " thats what you want, thank you, and come make love to me".

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