Location: a PA university campus time: 1 am approx I was with some friends walking back from bar hopping to our campus dorm when we came across some coeds ... We started talking ... One chic approached me: what's your name? Me: "Sub" chic: are you tasty like a sub? Me: yes. Chic: really? Me: my dorm is next door, wanna find out?
It worked. We had brkfst next morning at the dorm cafeteria.
Now you know!!!
Posted By: CaitlinKincaid
Me: Hey you wanna play a game?
Me: Its called just the tip
I think my civi friends think I am a slut. What is the craziest thing some chic has said to you for a hookup? The hot guy I said it to about spit his drink out. It worked though!
Back in the late 90's I took 3 SUPER HOT chicks to a Braves game and we wound up at American Pie on Roswell Road after the game. The hottest chick [ Dee Dee ] was sitting next to me outside and we were both pretty drunk and here's what I said :
Me : Dee Dee .... I couldn't fuck you !
Dee Dee : Why Jim ? [ like there was something wrong with her ? ]
Me : Because my head would keep getting in the way !!!
Dee Dee : [ Hugging my neck ] Jim that's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me !!!
I was wrong though ... I found out later ... I could FUCK Dee Dee