You got better odds of have the hitting the lottery, being hit by lighting or have the playmate of the month showing up at your door in the next 5 minutes all at the same time.

As for a quality Provider in Worcester, not sure odds are most likely not in your favor either.
I have seen lots of guy post about it, and not much in the form of answers.

if your last round was pre-Internet you might want to go on the Newbie Board and do some reading.  That was my situation a few years ago and the Newbie Board really helped.  Good luck!