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Today's Grope-On Deal.... Haley Heston's Private Collection 2 For 1
EasyBreezy 1416 reads
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They don't call it the world's oldest profession for nothing. From the very 1st caveman who brought the pretty, albeit hairy, girl in the cave next door a juicy piece of woolly mammoth steak in exchange for a little lovin', right up until today's secret service agents who proved a bit lacking in keeping a secret after all, men have craved the company of a beautiful, sexy woman and have been more than willing to pay for the privledge.

But just because it's been going on since the dawn of time, doesn't mean that there wasn't room for improvement. Enter Haley Heston's Private Collection, a modern day harem for the discerning male. Haley, a former courtesan of the highest caliber, has assembled a bevy of beauties that what make Hef envious.

One need only look at the line-up - fron the angel that is Emilia to the sexy seductress that is Sara. From the vixen they call Vanessa to that Pearl of the Orient Jade - to realize that this collection simply has no rival.

The girls are called Models and for good reason; they are models of beauty, refinement, discretion and taste. Indeed, had the agents noted earlier contacted Haley Heston first, they'd still be gainfully employed today. Because in addition to world class companionship, these stunners kiss but never tell.

So whether you're looking for the sweetest arm candy you have ever seen or a night of erotic adventure that will make you smile like never before, Haley Preston Collection is the agency to see for the gentleman who enjoys collecting memories that'll last a lifetime.

Just checking...

Not like I've used half of the Groupons I've purchased... just curious to what kind of media exposure a hottie would receive if her services were part of a Groupon campaign...

Hmmmm...

I can only imagine what one of the geek writers for Groupon would come up with...

;)

here is his comment on Secret Service debacle as he was faking speaking into watch microphone

"green eagle green eagle, I thought this was a groupon deal"

Lina

Posted By: dddbabe
here is his comment on Secret Service debacle as he was faking speaking into watch microphone

"green eagle green eagle, I thought this was a groupon deal"

Lina
i watch it daily!
too funny!

"I can only imagine what one of the geek writers for Groupon would come up with..."

Name the girl/lady/provider and this geek will write the ad.

Would love to but I don't want to offend any of the lovely ladies thinking that I'm suggesting they are coupon material...

Oh screw it... I'm on drink #5 and about to go out... Write one up for Haley Heston's Private Collection. If for some bizarre reason she does get offended with her super cool savvy personality knowing who this is coming from ... I'll make it up to her.

Looking forward to seeing what you come up with.

:)

Posted By: EasyBreezy
"I can only imagine what one of the geek writers for Groupon would come up with..."

Name the girl/lady/provider and this geek will write the ad.

-- Modified on 4/19/2012 6:35:24 PM

EasyBreezy1417 reads

They don't call it the world's oldest profession for nothing. From the very 1st caveman who brought the pretty, albeit hairy, girl in the cave next door a juicy piece of woolly mammoth steak in exchange for a little lovin', right up until today's secret service agents who proved a bit lacking in keeping a secret after all, men have craved the company of a beautiful, sexy woman and have been more than willing to pay for the privledge.

But just because it's been going on since the dawn of time, doesn't mean that there wasn't room for improvement. Enter Haley Heston's Private Collection, a modern day harem for the discerning male. Haley, a former courtesan of the highest caliber, has assembled a bevy of beauties that what make Hef envious.

One need only look at the line-up - fron the angel that is Emilia to the sexy seductress that is Sara. From the vixen they call Vanessa to that Pearl of the Orient Jade - to realize that this collection simply has no rival.

The girls are called Models and for good reason; they are models of beauty, refinement, discretion and taste. Indeed, had the agents noted earlier contacted Haley Heston first, they'd still be gainfully employed today. Because in addition to world class companionship, these stunners kiss but never tell.

So whether you're looking for the sweetest arm candy you have ever seen or a night of erotic adventure that will make you smile like never before, Haley Preston Collection is the agency to see for the gentleman who enjoys collecting memories that'll last a lifetime.

Lots of laughing...

Very Nice!

Posted By: EasyBreezy
They don't call it the world's oldest profession for nothing. From the very 1st caveman who brought the pretty, albeit hairy, girl in the cave next door a juicy piece of woolly mammoth steak in exchange for a little lovin', right up until today's secret service agents who proved a bit lacking in keeping a secret after all, men have craved the company of a beautiful, sexy woman and have been more than willing to pay for the privledge.

But just because it's been going on since the dawn of time, doesn't mean that there wasn't room for improvement. Enter Haley Heston's Private Collection, a modern day harem for the discerning male. Haley, a former courtesan of the highest caliber, has assembled a bevy of beauties that what make Hef envious.

One need only look at the line-up - fron the angel that is Emilia to the sexy seductress that is Sara. From the vixen they call Vanessa to that Pearl of the Orient Jade - to realize that this collection simply has no rival.

The girls are called Models and for good reason; they are models of beauty, refinement, discretion and taste. Indeed, had the agents noted earlier contacted Haley Heston first, they'd still be gainfully employed today. Because in addition to world class companionship, these stunners kiss but never tell.

So whether you're looking for the sweetest arm candy you have ever seen or a night of erotic adventure that will make you smile like never before, Haley Preston Collection is the agency to see for the gentleman who enjoys collecting memories that'll last a lifetime.

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