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Hahahah!!! That is the funniest thing I have ever read!! Veininess of Love Sausage..teeth_smile
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What is so sad is that I've come across men who actually think this is reality.  Oh my God!!!  Thanks for the laugh!!  You should put this up on the Erotic Humor Board.

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Lay back girl.  Make yourself comfortable.  Take off your clothes and spread your legs.

For here it comes.  Here it comes.

I will show you the love of a King fit for a Queen.  You will know that you have been treated to an experience like no other before, and no ever to be.  I will fill you with my size which is magnificent.  You will marvel at the vein-iness of my love sausage.

And you will engulf it and your juices will flow.  And I will thrust in and out of you and drive your beautiful vagina out of its mind.  I bet you didn't know it had a mind.  It does.  And your clit will beg for sweet mercy.  But it will not come.

I will de-cock you and reach down and place my tongue ever so gently between your lips.  And my nose will tease your little peanut.  I will pull back its hood and expose it like some KKK fuck on trial.  And I will pleasure your tunnel as I delicately place a finger in your dirt box.  And then 2.  And then 5.  And then my whole fucking forearm.  You get the picture.

And you will cum a mighty cum.  And I will extract my arm and need a shower.

And after I emerge I will have a hard-on like a Ballpark Frank.  Again I will enter you as you beg and scream for me.  And I will fill you with my love sauce and it will be much.  You will have already begged for bbfs and I will have provided.  There will be so much it will spill out of you and your pussy will be like a broken damn on the Ponchartrain in the middle of Katrina.  And it will fill the room and spill out the window and hit the motherfuckers on the sidewalk 10 floors down.  But you will love it.

And when I am done you will be spent.  You will pass me my envelope back no doubt.  And you will pass me one of your own.  I like 20's - it is good for buying candy bars and air fresheners at the 7-11.

And you will have known my love.  And you will beg me for another date.  And if I am not too busy with watching reruns of Buffy the Vampire Slayer I will allow.  Maybe just this once though.  For my love is in demand.

What is so sad is that I've come across men who actually think this is reality.  Oh my God!!!  Thanks for the laugh!!  You should put this up on the Erotic Humor Board.

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Posted By: AnnaKaress
What is so sad is that I've come across men who actually think this is reality.  Oh my God!!!  Thanks for the laugh!!  You should put this up on the Erotic Humor Board.
Thanks.  I actually tried to put this on the general board and they bumped it here.  Maybe I should put it on the humor board.  I have a whole bunch of stupid sequel ideas I'd like to write too.

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