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kyra_to See my TER Reviews 9358 reads
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One of the most common questions I'm asked as a companion is how did I end up here, I mean people are genuinely curious what my background is and just how I came to find myself as a TER advertiser.

I guess it really all begins with my childhood, my mother was a hamster and my father smelled of elderberries. I grew up in a fairly average household; had a wonderful pet parrot that was pining for the fjords. It was a remarkable bird, very quiet.
As I got older I got a job as a leper, 16 years behind a veil and proud of it. Ended up cured, bloody miracle it was. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, Jesus comes up and cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! "You're cured, mate." Bloody do-gooder.
So now I find myself here, looking for work, posting on TER.

Gotta look on the bright side of life right?  ;-)

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In all seriousness ladies and gents I'll be in Toronto July 2-10th and Ottawa July 13-16.

If you don't take life too seriously, believe that a date should be fun and that it's just as much about a mental connection as it is a physical one then I may be the type of woman you'll enjoy sharing your time with.

KylieDaniels See my TER Reviews 7723 reads
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2 / 10

You kill me, Kyra. hahaha Have a great trip in Ottawa!

kyra_to See my TER Reviews 6126 reads
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That's how I take my tea on Wednesdays when I go shopping; I also like to cut down trees, eat my lunch and go to the lavatory. :D

TrulyMsMocha See my TER Reviews 7973 reads
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Posted By: kyra_to
One of the most common questions I'm asked as a companion is how did I end up here, I mean people are genuinely curious what my background is and just how I came to find myself as a TER advertiser.

I guess it really all begins with my childhood, my mother was a hamster and my father smelled of elderberries. I grew up in a fairly average household; had a wonderful pet parrot that was pining for the fjords. It was a remarkable bird, very quiet.
As I got older I got a job as a leper, 16 years behind a veil and proud of it. Ended up cured, bloody miracle it was. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, Jesus comes up and cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! "You're cured, mate." Bloody do-gooder.
So now I find myself here, looking for work, posting on TER.

Gotta look on the bright side of life right?  ;-)

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In all seriousness ladies and gents I'll be in Toronto July 2-10th and Ottawa July 13-16.

If you don't take life too seriously, believe that a date should be fun and that it's just as much about a mental connection as it is a physical one then I may be the type of woman you'll enjoy sharing your time with.

niamoretoronto See my TER Reviews 8124 reads
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...but luckily I didn't spit mine out ;)  I'm still on fuzzy muppets...LMFAO!

frankutz 29 Reviews 7775 reads
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one thing is certain, momma the hamster sure had some good genes.

ArianneSt.Claire See my TER Reviews 7374 reads
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lol cute.
You are funny :-)

Michealh 10141 reads
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Were you drinking tea with the Brits by chance?

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