Let's assume for a moment that you know what it is you like. Great. So do I.

 
It's nice being particular sometimes, no? I like my sushi raw, with no additions like cream cheese or eel sauce. I prefer my wine Pét-Nat, funky, red. I like my water filtered, tap, no bubbles (water bottles are a scourge of the earth). Cars? Vintage (hello Triumph spritfire in classic red), electric, or nonexistent. Bathrooms? Oh I have so many opinions on what my dream shower looks like. I like my butt and the butts I'm fortunate to touch: firm, but honestly, if I can squeeze it, I'm in to it.  I could go on.

 
Did your eyes glaze over or are you intrigued to know what opinions I could possibly have on bathrooms? If your eyes glazed, proceed to the bottom of this spiel, take a furtive glance at my sexy ass and then return to the ad board. This was a lowtech version on Tinder and we didn't match. No hard feelings, we've already decided it's good to know what you like.

 
You, the intrigued. You're still here. You have a sense of humor, you read, you not only tolerate shenanigans, you probably encourage them. You're thoughtful, maybe even creative. If I tell you about a date in a hot air balloon, you might ask why not skydiving? You understand that there are different levels and end goals. You may/may not fully realize it, but deep down you recognize that the strictly superficial doesn't quite do it for you. You need the whole package: a date with well-rounded education in addition to a well-rounded ass. Life experiences as expansive as the lingerie collection. Emotional quotient as high as the sex drive. Laughter to flow as easily as touches.

 
I'm not going to pretend that physical attraction is unimportant. Quite the contrary. I'm just pretty sure that will not be an issue. No one has ever kicked me out of bed for eating crackers and I highly doubt you'll be the first.

 
So it's settled. Your into me. Next hurdle. Are we into each other? Let's find out.

 
Only you* are standing in the way of us.

 
*after adequate screening for safety and compatability. And then we have to get our schedules together, but it's mostly you stopping us!

xo