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“Standard Nova Finish”
cks175 51 Reviews 2655 reads
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I wish mongers wouldn’t use this phrase in reviews posted to a website with international reach. Imagine being an out of towner reading “nice massage with standard nova finish”.  Acronyms like DMV and NOVA don’t carry too far outside our region.

And I’m guessing that even among DC mongers, Standard Nova Finish might not be uniformly understood. I take it as a handjob while the provider is topless. Do others understand it as handjob with body slide? Or just a handjob with OTC/UTC boob play?

All I’m asking for is a little more precision when it comes to the details of reviews.

SinCitySinner83 reads

That's their fucking problem, isn't it?    

 
Do New Yorkers change the way they talk just because there are way too many outsiders in NYC..  Do southerners stop saying "y'all" just because they are talking to a guy from Boston?  

 
And who made you the Review Police? LOL

-- Modified on 9/13/2021 3:59:49 PM

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AsianManNOVA109 reads

Why would outsiders read reviews of DMV providers? I don't read reviews in NYC, Philadelphia, Boston, Atlanta, etc. so why would mongers in those areas read reviews here? Mongers in this area except maybe the newbies know what standard nova finish means. They can always ask on this board if they don't know.

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SinCitySinner96 reads

People traveling to DC metro area for work will obviously read reviews of local DC providers, just like I read reviews of girls in Miami reviewed by the locals when I go there..

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holystonethedeck88 reads

Exactly. Before I moved down here I made a number of trips here and wanted to start experiencing some of the local talent.  

It took me a while before I figured out what "DMV" is - to me it was always my state motor vehicle agency.

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holystonethedeck89 reads

Exactly. Before I moved down here I made a number of trips here and wanted to start experiencing some of the local talent.  

It took me a while before I figured out what "DMV" is - to me it was always my state motor vehicle agency.

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36363jensen93 reads

We have a standard finish here?! I'm not even sure I have a standard finish -- other than a pop in the cover.

 
What's the context here. Referring to a HJ happy ending with a topless provider that you're talking AMP/massage girl type settings and not FS.

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cks175120 reads

What's the context here. Referring to a HJ happy ending with a topless provider that you're talking AMP/massage girl type settings and not FS.
Correct. The phrase “standard Nova finish” is used in reference to massages with happy endings.  Found here most often in reviews of Thai providers and at other site where Korean rub & tug joints are reviewed.

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TheRedOne789169 reads

Nah, I don't care about that

But what I do want is a way to tag horrible mongers like you who look for BBFS from companions and partake in it, you even mentioned it in your review of Emma FFS.

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cks17596 reads

Didn’t go looking for it. That one instance happened in the heat of the moment. Since have been tested. No harm, no foul.

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Life41099 reads

Posted By: cks175
Re: Bruh
Didn’t go looking for it. That one instance happened in the heat of the moment. Since have been tested. No harm, no foul.
Lol...then why even mention it? Was it a warning to the community? Lol. Review didn't say you lost control in the moment.  

This guy.

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cks175103 reads

The review speaks for itself. Happened in the heat of the moment. I didn’t go into that session expecting it.

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Floorhump42291 reads

I think most DMV mongers understand a standard finish to be just a HJ. Anything else - topless, B2B, CBJ, etc. is extra and therefore, not standard.

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cks17586 reads

Thats what differentiates a standard finish from a NOVA standard.

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Floorhump42286 reads

Go on USASG's NoVA Massage thread and tell me I'm wrong. There was literally a post about this yesterday.

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cks17590 reads

Not being pedantic. Just stating the obvious. What would be the need to describe a finish as a NOVA finish if it were no different than a standard finish?

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s_hokie91 reads

I originally thought "standard NOVA finish" was a reference to Northern Virginia.

However, I saw that phrase on other boards that didn't have anything to do with our area. Then I came to understand it really meant NOV(aginal)A(nal)...or No Vaginal / No Anal.

Anybody else have the same understanding? Or is it just me? I feel like a ruling needs to be made here.

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cks17581 reads

Now that’s an interesting twist!  Definitely need the forum parliamentarian to weigh in here.

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3270925108 reads

Been in the hobby for eight years in NOVA/DC.  I have never heard the term "NOVA finish".  But, I don't go for the lower shelf...quality first.

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EasyCompany111 reads

I have gotten laid many times in places where Nova finish was widely believed to be the terminus.

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