As much as I like you're idea. It's a bad idea and your putting yourself into the position of getting fired.

Do it behind the desk while interviewing a hot new assistant, I’m sure that’s happened before. Now I’m inspired to be that pervert boss who interviews new assistants every week and is waiting to hire that one special girl fit for the position, or positions

It was just a necessary part of my day

I would find a vacant stall in the mens room and stroke one out into the toilet.  Not very comfortable but got the job done.

I'm a woman and I do it. I've done it in a stall, in a restroom with hardly any traffic.  

It's also very convenient to have a personal fuck toy at work too....I'm not a fan of mixing business with pleasure, buuuut if you're two grown adults, it's doable!  

Nothing like intentionally wearing a dress or pencil skirt with no panties to work and enticing your office fuck all morning, knowing a mid-day fuck or blow job in the stairwell was coming.

have laid a lady on my desk, or carpet in my office, when I had an office. I understand because sometimes a man's got to do what a man's got to do. And then if a lady asks, what are you going to do.