How to sum this up?  A stressful weekend of out-of-town visitors.  Wanted a little hands-on lov'n.  All my favorites were busy, (I'm still in NC).  Backpage, (need I say more?)  Thought with the wrong head, (need I say more?)

I got nothing.  200 down the drain.  Review posted and will appear in the days to come...don't be an arrogant jerk like me.  If no one reputable is available, stay home, rub one out and save your money.

(Sigh)...