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I'm not cheap
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I'm just not foolish with my money.  I would shell out $800/hr for a former playboy or penthouse lady.  But not a lady who doesn't have a single 10 for looks or performance.  

We all know sex is part of it...but besides that, what else would make it special for you?

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reduce her rate from $800/hour to something more reasonable like $400 because she liked me and because I am special.  Also, because $3-400 is on par with equivalent ladies.  

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reduce her rate from $800/hour to something more reasonable like $400 because she liked me and because I am special.  Also, because $3-400 is on par with equivalent ladies.  
You are just cheap.  How do you know she is equivalent???  Maybe she needs to charge $800 a hours to put up with jerks like you.  The marketplace sets her rate not you.  Why don't you just go up to the truck stop in Jessup, MD back row and you will find lots of ladies and other creatures willing for a lot less than $400 a hour.  Damn shame President Obama never issued and EO to mandate socialized hobbying!

And if anyone is interested as to why I feel im worth $800 an hour plus, read the quick intro on my website.
You'll learn i'm one of a kind. Part of it even states "Because I take my dates serious I like to regulate a low volume clientele, which explains my packages. My rates are above market norms in the region to attract gentlemen who will truly appreciate our time together and respect me in all forms.."

drops the mic....

Well that escalated quickly...

SketchySituation248 reads

I'm just not foolish with my money.  I would shell out $800/hr for a former playboy or penthouse lady.  But not a lady who doesn't have a single 10 for looks or performance.  

The market place rules Obama lover. If she aint getting $800 a hour she will lower her rates or get job a Nordstrom's. Now rumors are the ladies just love a 60 sec man like you and they plagiarized your nick name from a very famous film "Pinto" Can you name the film?   So what are you going to change your handle to next week hoss? I have a suggestion how's about "The Fool on the Hill"

Kissing, cuddling, DATY, aggressive BBBj, sex, more cuddling
Make me feel you are interested, which will take some acting. I find I spend a lot of time just stroking her.
Depends on connection whether is gymnastics or romantic or just conversation. I’ve done all three but in my later years romance is what I prefer. But if I have a fun partner we may just laugh and play. The thing I’ve missed most is kissing and romance. If she can stand it, it will go a long way with me. I'm chronologically old but mind set 26.

You've just perfectly described me. I'm confident you and I would have a delightful time together, without a doubt. I truly enjoy all the characteristics that involve connecting with a partner. Kissing, holding hands, massaging one another,conversing, cooking together,  losing track of time, laughing and just naturally enjoying one another. Now to me, thats the ultimate tryst. I'm a genuine romantic and I can assure you I'm everything you desire in a woman. xo sweet kisses

Catalina Green

Good conversation, laughter, good eye contact, flirting, storytelling, touching, makingout, heavy petting, massage, taking turns edging each other...of course we know where all this leads.

Posted By: CatalinaGreen

We all know sex is part of it...but besides that, what else would make it special for you?

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I love when a woman meets me at the door and gets the action started right away.  

I like this for multiple reasons. First, I love assertive women. Second, I hate that awkward, chit chat, before hand when we are just waiting to get to the next step. I am very interested in getting to know the ladies that I spend time with, but I would prefer to do that after. I hope that doesn't sound crude.

That's interesting.........  I rarely go at a guy the minute he's through the door because the one time I did It freaked him out and he came in his pants and as a one shot wonder it made the rest of the 90 min booking somewhat awkward :)  
It's a pity we can't be mind readers so we know which guys will like this approach and which ones prefer a slow build up and chit chat first ☺️

I am shy/nervous around women... and I ever so often am a client.

First time was great but I was still shy the whole four hours (and after we did dinner/movie at her suggestion, which I relaxed at that point).

All the rest of the times I met her (once more for appt and other times for... lol) she knew I get nervous/shy.... so she just jumped me at the door. Lost all my nerves!!!  

I would freak out if that had been the first meeting. After that, I was more than happy that she did that.

A perfect date is different each time. I think the lady sets the mood in how she presents herself in her ads. Follow through on that promise given there is where it all starts.  

However to be a bit more specific. The perfect date is one that starts with being comfortable and a good provider can release the tension in a sexy and safe manner. A nice light playful LFK followed by eye contact and a sexy hello; possibly a DFK to really say I want us to have fun together. That would do the trick for me.  

We know why we are getting together but a bit a "chit chat" builds that connection that makes everything that follows much more enjoyable. Being a bit physically playful or teasing with a sexy wardrobe and not letting chit chat get into an extended conversation is an art the a good provider understands. I also enjoy a bit of mutual undressing. Help me with my shirt, unbuckle by belt, let me undo a zipper or untie something or unclasp your bra. Yes, I know you can do it but its a first connection that is playful and sexy. Maybe a BBBJ while partially dressed; an appetizer of some kind. Speaking of appetizers; DATY, DATO of course BBBJ - if a lady only does CBJ there is no way it will be considered a perfect date for me. Touching is big for me going both ways; touch and caress me and let me do the same, If a woman walks around with a bottle of sanitizer or won't let me touch her pussy it won't be a good date for me. That being said men should be clean, possibly go to the bathroom and wash your hands and clip your nails make your hands attractive. Now one specific point - Men do not have boobs and I like them ALOT! If we are to have a perfect date let me - in fact encourage me to touch, kiss, lick and suck where you enjoy it and that goes double for boobs.  Now if I'm a sloppy fool that drools all over you that's another story again. Or you may not like DATO and that's fine, your loss but fine just say so.  But I the interest of having the perfect date. The mouth is a very sexy way to explore a gorgeous woman.
 
Having a provider that is open to experimentation or being a bit unconventional is always better and makes the date more fun and says I want you to feel something you don't get to feel all the time. Going the other way also. I like a provider that tells me what she likes and even how to do it in a way she likes it. A perfect date for me is when everyone has had a great time.

Finally , ending the date should be in a way to tapper off and I think it is my responsibility to know the time and start to end things that gives us a happy warm ending to things, especially if I want to see you again. It cannot be a transactional check the box and your on to your phone to check your email. That's not a perfect date.

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