“She gives a tor curling bbbj for a solid 10 minutes. Then we move on to daty and dato and we do 69 and she shits on my face.”

I know I only access TER on my smart phone, and auto correct errors are to be expected, but this one cracked me up.  

Unless it was a scat kink. Hmmm.

I'll pass.

I suggest  a typo!