This made me laugh out loud and y'all are the only ones I can share it with.
A Hobbiest just posted a review of a local provider named Ashley. It's a perfectly fine review. But one line made me shake my head, chuckle and say THIS guy is single! "She allows some light kissing and fingering but no BJ allowed even with a cover. Thats a major rule for her. No exceptions. But for the price i understand and its definitely worth." Yeah, after he's been married for a while and hasn't had a BJ since two Presidents ago, he'll never again find himself writing "...it's definitely worth [it]"
Why would a monger pay hard earned money for zero BJ? At this point, a BBBJ from a wife or provider should be standard like power windows in a new car. Ashley enjoys DATY but won't reciprocate with oral. A hard pass!!!
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