A while back a thread kicked up about creative headings that SB's use to attract SD attention.  There have also been past threads observing some of the truly worst opening messages we get from SB's (i.e.: "Hey"  or "Hi. What's up?").
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This got me thinking about some possible (mostly insincere) responses or 1st messages that we might send. I'll start with a few. Note that I expect most of these will (or should) get you blocked.  Please feel free to add on...  
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Hey. DTF?  
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If you let me swipe your reader, I'll give you my PIN.  
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Overnights OK?  
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I have a huge, hard, leather wallet. Want to see it?
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I'm gluten free... and you know what that means.  
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No talking! Just send more pics.  
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If I need to stuff your mouth to stop you from talking, you're my kind of girl.  
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Ever pull a 5-guy train? Hit me up if interested.