Just saw one SB's profile heading that said "Money makes me cum". She wasn't my type but I applaud the honesty! 😂
I'm sure you guys have seen some other good ones... let's hear 'em...
This is the heading on a brand new SB in one of the Dallas suburbs, I think I will be hitting her up shortly. lol
This is the heading on a brand new SB in one of the Dallas suburbs, I think I will be hitting her up shortly. lol
I wish sometimes my profile could read "You like money. I like sex. Let's chat."... life would be so much easier lol, but I normally find that us guys have to be a little slicker than that.
Reminds me of a conversation I had with one of my gay friends... I once asked him why gay guys are so promiscuous? He replied that bc gay men don't have to deal with the bullshit men/women games that straight people have to deal with the get the opposite sex into bed. Gay guys meet someone and say "I like you and I'm horny... Wanna fuck?" And being that the other person is also a guy, he says "I also like you and I'm horny too... yes I do want to fuck." Takes all of about 30 seconds lmao. With some civvie girls you're still trying to get to second base 3 weeks in lolololol.
SA had definitely made this transition easier, but wouldn't it be so much better if we could be more direct? Will never happen but one can dream lmao.
I can't remember the exact phrasing, which was slightly more clever, but it was approximately "Daddy complex stronger than gag reflex is weak" That was pretty good 
There is an active SB with a profile pic of her pointing to an "It's Sugar" store, which I also found amusing
I've seen profiles that say things like:
"Shopping makes me horny" and "Generosity makes me frisky."
You buy me something and I become sexual.
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I swallow....
Your dream 3 some....
No rules, just right....(she stole that from Outback Steakhouse)
"I am not a squirrel so don't contact me if you are a nut".
"Just trying to not end up behind a dumpster"
Old thread but I had to revive for my new favorite profile heading:
Peace, Love, and Butt Stuff
"I'm not good at headings; Good at giving head"
If it weren't for the heading she really isn't my type, but I might hit her up anyhow. lol