The Erotic Highway

Anyone interested in this gem - JK
LesterBurnham 792 reads
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Although this kind of description is not exactly rare in NYC, this one does it in a pretty spectacular way lol. Anyone interested?

Tagline: Looking for an allowance

Lifestyle Expectation: High

About Me
I AM NOT A PROSTITUTE I DO NOT MEET UP TO HAVE SEX IM AM NOT AN ESCORT . I AM STRICTLY LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO CAN GIVE ME AN ALLOWANCE TAKE ME OUT TO EAT , SHOP ENJOY MY TIME WITH! I REPEAT I AM NOT A PROSTITUTE I AM NOT A WHORE MEETING UP FOR JUST SEX . IT SUCKS I HAVE TO BE STRAIGHT FOWARD AND RUDE ABOUT IT BUT IT SEEMS LIKE I HAVE TO ON THIS WEBSITE ! I DO CALLS , WE CAN FACETIME VIDEO CHAT WHATEVER

What I'm Looking for
Nsa mutually beneficial arrangement. Please don't waste my time.

Profiles like these always make me wonder what these girls think the mutual benefits the SDs are getting out of it? So really, I get to buy you dinner and take you shopping all just to be graced by your presence and NOT get laid?!?! Give me a fucking break. These girls are as delusional as they are conceited and I can't click off of their profiles fast enough. Un-fucking-believable.

Ever try to sit down when your wallet is in your back pocket and the pocket says to you:  I don't think so?

 
Well, after a few dates with that gal, this will be a problem of the past.

 
On the other hand, look for teeth marks on your furniture.

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