Question for our ladies..Do you prefer 3 to 5 or 6 to 8 ? Which would be a better fit?,,

always has the biggest and best schlong.  

many years  ago a close female friend of mine dates this guy ...third date they get naked .. he unrolls what she referred to as a knockwurst ! ..  says " i aint housing that! "  LOL ..  never saw him again, sad her jaw hurt for 3 days afterward  LOL  

....is the girth of the wallet 😁

Size matters in real life ... height that is. Guys under 5'10" have extreme trouble, on average, finding women willing to date them.

Disagree.  The ONLY size that matters in guys are the guy(s) that stretch your whore out just before you, making it feel like your fKing a plastic bag.

Oh boy, look, a biology lesson right away in the morning! The only thing that can stretch a vagina out that much would be a BABY. There is no dick big enough on the earth to stretch out a vagina. None. Zero. Not even yours.

I don't know where you came up with that Lester, but you are wrong. I am just under 5'6" and never had a problem finding a woman to date. Several were also taller than me, and slim and beautiful.  I like women of all heights but my preference is is for the really petite girls.

I know ladies like the 'girth' but it can be a problem for us . You'd be surprised how many otherwise fine providers are unable to handle the girth orally. Some get offended, or at least unpleasantly surprised, when you mention the teeth too. It happens to me from time to time including the last time I saw an escort.  

The size of the ship that matters so much  it is the motion of the ocean  

So what you really mean is when there is more competition, the lower competition loses out. That might, MIGHT, make sense if everything else about men was the same. But there is more to looks than just height. And then there is personality. And there is wealth. We are not so simple that height is all that matters. I’m 5’9” and certainly did above average. I’ve known plenty of guys over 6 feet who had less game than me. Your logic is flawed.

because skin does NOT stretch?

Ignorant question. You obviously don't know much about basic biology.

It's not the size of the boat - it's can the captain keep the boat in port long enough to get all of the passengers off?

I don't think that size matter much. The main thought is how good are you in pleasing the Female that you are pleasing.  

Short and fat is bad for anal, you want long and skinny for that.

Are you kind & caring? Idgaf about your personal anatomy. Are you clean & respectful? Judging by your long list of whitelist I can assume the ladies like you. Hopefully, for more than your dick size. I do dick ratings it’s a thing now. Providers get paid to rate your penis. Send me a selfie 🤳 I can give you my professional opinion…

For me anyway.... I have 3 holes that can accommodate 🤣😂 A person's energy and passion, is what really gets me going though.

That's not true for everyone. I'd rather have either a big fat, long cock or a smaller, shorter one. Nothing like a pencil shoved up my ass 😂🤣

One must also consider the depth and width of the channel when entering port.

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Especially the GIANT crabs.

Speaking as someone on the, *ahem*, larger package variety - there are some things women are just far less willing to do with me.  

I met some size queens for whom my average ass dick wasn't enough

If you look through the lens of an individual encounter, you are likely to find average wins out. More women probably want that sweet spot. Nothing too big. Nothing too small.

The internet has many studies on this, but from a provider perspective, what is actually average?

Toilet paper roll? Maybe it's just me but that seems pretty big.

Really? The inside of one? I thought that was average too, but idk. That’s about what I’m working with and always thought of myself as average.

so how many guys are now sticking themselves inside a toilet paper roll at home to compare !?!?!?!    LOL

That seems a bit big, I would say average for girth is between a quarter and a 50 cent piece.  
5.7 inches I think sounds average for length.

What what the actual fuck? That’s thin af. A 50 cent piece isn’t much bigger than a quarter. But heck you have seen more dicks than me. Numerous ladies have commented on my girth and I always assumed they were lying because it’s their job and my length is only 6 inches. I swear I thought they were trying to make me feel better about being average. Now I’m thinking maybe they weren’t lying.

HA!
Poor man’s fleshlight??

Size doesn't matter me, how he uses what he's got is what matters to me! It doesn't matter how big he is if he doesn't know how to use it!

In my 40+ years of booking pros, every provider I've seen has said the following when I reach into my pants:  

But does it matter to the provider or do they know it matters to most clients and therefore complementing our size is part of their performance? Imagine if a provider said, “Oh my that’s small.”

What if she says instead: "Gosh, that looks just like a penis. Only smaller."

Or giggles and says "Oh, how cute!"

There seems to be a huge number of people that must be measuring differently. So, I was told that especially TS providers claim sizes that are most times overstated. Girth is easier to measure accurately, but who gives their girth? Photography can be manipulated to increase apparent size. So, any measure of size is subject to question.
But, what I was told, by a really nice provider, was that hardness means more than length. She was nice enough to give me an honest assessment of my size, which she was very happy with. But what she really went over the moon about was how hard I got and stayed. And, told me that she appreciated all the oral. So, really having heard much the same from some others, I don’t think about it anymore and just enjoy.

I mean, a provider telling a client his penis is small is probably the worst thing she can possibly say. It's one of those things unless she client wants her to say it or be 100% honest, that she should never say... so many men are sensitive about their penis size.  

That is a person who either just had a horrible day/moment or is mentally unbalanced. I cant imagine telling escort A that "escort B is much hotter than you and more skilled."  
What would the point even be and how would that help her or you? smh.

I suppose it's just another aspect of the YEMV. Personally I've never had a provider say anything negative about me or my performance. The smarter ones seem to just be complimentary (but unreal in their claims) and act to make the experience enjoyable (and sometimes even memorable) some with a bit less experience perhaps go a bit over board. Certainly not the type of provider I would repeat with.

Yeah. And that was the thing. When I was trying hard to go for round 2 DIY after she gave up after like five minutes (for a service oriented kgirl very uncommon) and I was failing in a manner that was uncommon to me, she said that...and I was already kinda..not embarrassed but annoyed with myself... And it only made things worse for me trying to get the little general to wake the eff up.  

This IS a terrible thing to say to someone and you are correct, it should not be part of the visit unless it is something that the guy is into (I do get humiliation requests, so it is not that uncommon).  
But....I am going to have to be that person and bring up the "honestly in reviews". Providers also have feelings and yes, reviews should be honest, but as you can see from this situation it can be very devastating to a provider's self esteem when rude comments are made about looks, weight, age etc. just like it would be for a provider to comment on your penis size and hardness. How would you guys feel if providers did reviews on guys and this is all that was the focus? For full disclosure we don't. I have never had another provider comment on a client's penis size, ability to get hard or stay hard, or ejaculate, or looks, for that matter. Never happens. We discuss clients being clean, polite, on time, not pushing boundaries, and any issues with payment or screening.  
I don't think anyone needs to get thicker skin but I do think everyone needs to remember the person they are with is a human being with feelings, male or female, client or provider.

Aside from me being the person who wrote the post? My post had nothing to do with that at all! And of course I will be blamed for taking it off topic. I know I will. Oh well. Buckle up.  

I completely gave you a chance to take the high road and you....didn't.  
Best in luck with life bud, you will need it.  
xoxo

You "gave me a chance" ?  

The fact that you continue to double down speaks volumes.  
Any who, my mother once told me that arguing with a fool just makes you look like a fool as well. I am going to take her advice and move along.  
Stay sane and stay safe....

But you have, all because I "doubled down"?

my Cock was kinda' small!
Yeah, I replied, but it stays hard all the time^^!

I prefer 5" to 10"

is if it's too big.  Most providers I have met agree on that.