I had an annoying experience today.  Let me begin by telling you the moral to this story.  My sexual boundaries are mine and you cannot pay me enough money to do certain things that my body does not do,  nor can you pay me enough money to do things that I do not feel comfortable doing.  It is quite simple.  My motto is,  "I never do anything that I don't want to do."  And I stick to it.  On occasion you might suggest something I have never done and if I feel like it, I may do that thing,  but unless I like it I will never do it again.

I am not in this to be practically raped by being forced to do things I don't want to do.  I say no,  you must listen.  My boundaries are very generous and my demeanor is very polite.  It takes a lot to make me walk out,  but today I did.


I had a fellow call me who I had seen three times before.  He said it was his birthday and he wanted me to be his birthday present to himself.  He asked if I would go out for a drink and/or dinner afterwards to celebrate.  I agreed to go along.

Shortly after I arrived he asked if I was going to do anything special to him for his birthday (he meant do things to him that I told him I don't do).  I smiled politely and said,  "no."  As far as I was concerned I was being overly generous to go out for a drink with him because I am not a drinker at all, except on rare occassions.

Anyway, we are busy.  I am recieving and he is begging me for something I don't enter EVER.  I said no.  He said, "he would show me a movie where girls like it,  would that convince me?"  I said no.  He said "Do you let other clients do it?"  I said,  "NO!  I have never done it!  I tried. I never liked it. I have never even been able to do it! There is no way on earth I will even let you try that to me,  EVER!!"

I can't recall how many times he asked, but by the time he was done I was emotionally exhausted from saying no and I was not turned on at ALL!

Then it was time to move on.  He walks in from a break and I am holding a flavored raincoat.  He says,  no raincoat.  I said of course you will wear one.  He said no,  because I did it bare before.  

I thought about it and I remembered touching it for one second with my tongue.  I at no time put my mouth on it.  I told him I had barely done it and he pretended I had totally done it.  He was trying to act like I would not remember.  

I got up to get a towel, while I explained that it would never happen his way.  When I returned I laid back down and he stuck this huge smelly thing in my face and he said,  "NO RAINCOAT!"  So I just got up, grabbed my stuff, and left without payment.

I hated him so much I would rather not get paid anything than to deal with him one mintue more!  

The deal is you can ask a few times,  but not just one second after I just said NO!  AND PLEASE don't beg for stuff you KNOW I don't do.  

Please remember we are human beings,  not plastic toys.  We have boundaries and you must respect them.  You can ask all you want.  If the answer is no and you keep asking,  you will piss someone off.  

I don't care if it is your birthday, Christmas, or your Barmizvah (spelling?)  The answer is NO!  I don't do that!  Read my profile.  Someone else went through the trouble of finding out that I don't do THAT!  Or THAT!  I bet your wife doesn't do THAT either!  Go find someone who does THAT and leave me the F*&&K alone!