Well, boys 'n girls... I'm no longer a virgin! (what?!) Well, I'm still a Virgo, but not a virgin. The other night, I fisted a dude up the yahoo - my first time ever, his second. Wow is all I can say. Anyone else ever have this done to him or her?

So, what happened? He came over to visit me. I always offer to go "up the bum" cuz most guys don't get an opportunity to explore this highly erogeneous zone, plus it's a healing pathway to the chakras and prostate. But I don't really do it for that, I just do it cuz it feels good! Gives the guy an experience sorta like what it feels to be a woman: you get penetrated and released at the same time. I'm told I'm rather skilled at it... pride myself on it, in fact!

Anyway, this gentleman wanted to get as kinky as we could. So, we started with one finger (up the bum; covered, BTW), then two, then three, well, let's just squeeze in the pinky. Now I've got my hand, up to my knuckles, where the sun don't shine. And he suggests I slip my thumb in (which was kinda hangin' up like a rudder!). More lub. Squeezed those lil phalanges together, and slowly but surely, roto rootered into the opening that opened for moi! It was like: pop! I kept thinking of a vet goin' up a horse's ass! Was afraid my glove wasn't long enough, but it served well enough. (And, just to appease all those run-away imaginations of yours.. he was clean, not a bit of brownie... but I've dealt with brownie before. Hey, I've got kleenex, tp and hot rags to be handed out...) Anyway, when I'm 90, if I can remember this experience... it'll be quite a thang to look back and see what I did in my earlier years! Huh? How many grannies can look back with fond remembrances on... well, a variety of things! xo Faye Desiree