I’ve got a buddy that’s been down on his luck lately.  In thinking what to get him for Christmas,  in my infinite wisdom, I decided what he really needs is a great sexual experience to snap him out of his funk.  Anyone ever bought a friend (who’s not a known monger) a date with an escort?  I guess screening might be an issue but I would only ask someone I’ve seen a lot.

been there done that .. my fav .. i tell my buddy .. hey i met this two girls at a restaurant last week ..  they were open to just meeting for dinner .. you want to ?  ( of course they were both pros that i already knew)  

You’re a good friend.

I think it's a great idea.  

Can you help me?
I'm sure some free pussy would put me right.

a session with Kitty.  

I love it! Great idea

A Kitty or Thee Kitty?

Your friend would be exceedingly fortunate to receive the gift you're considering.  

That's like offering a starving man a Roadkill Sandwich.

Totally agree, 100%,1000%...all day ,anyday.

Did you discuss this with your friend first before you came to this board? This hobby is deeply private and personal. I would discuss this with your friend first if you have not already otherwise to do something like this without his knowledge is offensive.

After all does he want to be responsible for this guys divorce or break up of his SO relationship? What if his friend sings like a canary if he’s questioned ?
Some guys aren’t cut out for this

Here's how I would play it.  Tell the escort to be forward, but to take no for an answer. This way if sex occurs he was a willing participant.