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I just saw the funniest fucking post on Twitter
vantheman666 10 Reviews 1619 reads
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So there's a provider who does doubles. She trusts her doubles partner very much. So she let her partner do all the screening and didn't do her own screening. The client turned out to be her dad, who had no idea that his little angel is an escort. As of now, said escort has locked herself in the bathroom and refuses to come out.

THIS is the main reason I always screen RL info, I dont want to encounter my boss, friend, or anyone that knows me in RL. I have few times that I sent the client to another girl that "fits better for him".😂😂 It's all good.Their secret is safe with me but I rather not see them.

....  Not me and I didn’t even read it.

imanalias34 reads

Not for one second, but it’s funny

... a man who booked an escort through an agency.  When she showed up at his hotel room, it was his daughter.

-- Modified on 3/6/2018 8:35:14 PM

I had to read the thread twice before I started laughing.

Once this was discovered, does "dad" get a "friends and family" discount?

souls_harbor38 reads

I would be amused if I ended up running into a relative or co-worker, etc.  You're both in the same sort of biz so there is no "looking down" on each other, no judgement possible.

If I found out one of my cousins was a hooker, I'd just screw her all the harder.

If it were not for screening, it would have been an extremely embarrassing thing to go through.

This is the funniest thing I've read all week, thanks for the laughs.

If you saw your daughter on a web site, even if the face is blurred you would know her !  

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