You know you are addicted to TER when ..........
.... You retire from the hobby and still post here everyday.
Posted by Thirsty
.... You can't come up with a new alias anymore!
Posted by Alpha Geek,
.... Google results for your TER handle are 65430 pages, (All linked to TER)
Posted by Staffs Assistant
....you start telling people you are… David Elms
Posted by Ben Dover
.... Accidentally sign your checks with your TER handle
Posted by ßen Dover
.... steal posts and content from TER to try and improve your own lame-ass site!
Posted by Bigdoggie Support
.... take the term "DATY" a little too far!
Posted by Hannibal Lector
.... set your computer's homepage to be the TER log in screen.
Posted by TER Geek
.... use your Verizon wireless broad-band connection to moderate your board while driving.
Posted by Ben Dover
.... at 3:00 am, you tell yourself, "this is the last time I'm clicking refresh!" ( but it's not!)
Posted by Crack Whore
... When you Trademark your TER Handle
Posted by Staffs Assistant
.... The keys "T", "E" and "R" are worn out on your keyboard!
Posted by Obsessive Compulsive
... When everyone is annoyed by your TER Handle
Posted by Adminisphere
.... the only links in your favorites menu are TER and TER
Posted by Ben Dover
.... You spend SO MUCH time on TER that you no longer have time to see providers!
Posted by Ben Dover
.... You accidentally call your wife "GND"
Posted by Staffs Assistant
...You run an internet connection in your bathroom
Posted by Staffs Assistant
...you request two new features from TER: Online Banking, Online Grocery shopping:
Posted by Staffs Assistant
.... When you hog so much bandwidth that you actually make TER slow for the other 350,000 people!
Posted by Ben Dover
.... Your wife says: What’s that white envelope you leave on the dresser every night??
Posted by Staffs Assistant
...When you have your name legally changed to your TER handle.
OK, so technically it's "Alexander Luethor"...
-- Modified on 1/25/2006 8:58:46 PM
Big Doggie Support. Im laughing my ass off over here....lol! 
-- Modified on 1/25/2006 9:48:47 PM
...check out the TER board. Every morning!
You call your wife, GF, or SO by your ATFs pseudonym.
1.) Your company's network admin smiles, gives thumbs up in hallway instead of ignoring you
2.) Your internet provider know your IP address by heart.
3.) NSA eavesdrops on you soley for masturbation purposes.
Oh Jesus,
Theres the Ciara's again..
Means you are here way too much too 
(true story)
I had an net administrator booking me just because he monitored this client of mine who went to my site (and TER) all the time.
He got curious, read the reviews, went to my site and...turned into the hobby too.
lol