Don't beat me up to bad, first post on this board. What is the consensus on the pineapple plan.. ? What I'm asking ,is how long before it takes effect? I am on the clock with a provider that wants me to cim and I don't want to disappoint.
My guess and from I've done before is anywhere from 10-12 hours before your date. I could be wrong but I always got great compliments. But it could only take affect within the first hour but what the fuck do I know.
Drink a half gallon the day before [thru the day, not all at once]. Pee 3 or 4 times over the next 24 hours before the appointment. The pipes should be all cleaned out.
When I've tried it , I can't remember a lady telling me my cum tasted delicious.
Often wondered if the opposite is true with other foods. One of my favorite Italian restaurant serves a mussel appetisers thats very heavy on garlic. I can smell it through my pores after a hard work out the day after. Again never had a complaint from the ladies. And vampires don't fuck with me either.
Just take bromelain every day as part of your normal supplement routine (and you should have one, at least a multi-vitamin and pro-biotic).
Bromelain, if you're curious, is the active ingredient in pineapple that makes your cum taste better. It's better so skip the sugar calories and the acidity of pineapple juice as neither are good for you.
I've included an amazon link if you're curious to try it out.
I don't believe in trying to get healthy by "taking a pill" not when you can simply enjoy ALL the health benefits of fresh pineapple. I eat raw for dessert or use it in all sorts of Polynesian type dishes or stir fries, it even tastes great when added to a tomato sauce like a marinara. Fresh pineapples are available all year for $2-3 bucks apiece, Fuck buying that shit in a can, the real thing is a hundred times tastier and a thousand times better for you.
I have been seeing a "cum guzzler" on a pretty regular basis for the last couple of months and she seems to love every drop.
I don't know what it is with the American public, rather than simply eating well you all seem to want to get "all the good stuff" in a pill. No wonder our health care costs are through the roof. If you eat properly a vitamin supplement is a waste of money and if you don't eat well, it's an even bigger waste of money.
So many reasons.
Fruit sugars aren't good for you in large quantities, and the acidity of pineapple really does a number on your tooth enamel. Once that enamel is gone it doesn't really come back, same goes for your pancreas.
Also, don't get me wrong here, Bromelain isn't going to make you "healthier", but eating pineapple certainly isn't either. If the goal is to make your cum taste better, you're better off just taking the pill.
If you're looking to increase your load size to impress your special lady friend, here's a formula I've been taking and a link below where I got the idea:
The Cum Holy Grail
(1) L-Arginine, 1000mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1000mg
(2) Zinc, 50mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 50mg
(3) Pygeum, 100mg Strength, Taken 2 times daily = 200mg
(4) Lecithin, 1200mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1200mg
We're talking porn-star quantities here, it's no joke. I'm also supplementing L-Lysine with the L-Arginine to stave off potential side effects of the L-Arginine (supposedly it can cause more frequent cold sores).
Talk about a site created for morons.
And if I were really interested in increasing my "load size" that much, I'd start by cutting out alcohol, abstaining from having sex for several days and drinking a lot of fluids. Do you REALLY see me doing the first two? lol
Eating fruit is HEALTHY for you, brush your damn teeth and you won't have to worry about tooth decay. Eating pineapple is a hell of a lot healthier that whatever kind of witches brew you are talking about.
>do you really?
Yes, I do, and it absolutely works. Do your research (we both know you wont), nothing mentioned in that supplement formula is dangerous.
Eating *some* fruit is healthy for you, sure. Gorging yourself on pineapple juice isn't. And the enamel thing is no joke. http://www.livestrong.com/article/477561-pineapples-and-tooth-damage/ You can brush all you'd like, but I'd hazard to say you're not brushing after you eat pineapple every time, which is what would be required to get away with this scott-free. You could have awesome enamel, and get away with it because of superior genes too, some are just lucky like that.
>abstaining from hookers and booze
Fat chance of that happening, that's why I'm suggesting the formula. You have to admit, it'd be worth trying it just to surprise whomever is on the receiving end of it.
I never suggested gorging on pineapple juice, I simply suggested that rather than thinking "taking a pill" is going to be a cure all, just like some many Americans do which is one of the reasons our health care costs are through the roof, wouldn't it make more sense to simply introduce a fresh fruit like pineapple into your diet instead of popping pills (even supplements) or trying to drown yourself in pineapple juice.
and just what's so fucking hard about brushing after every meal? You millennials are a lazy fucking bunch. It wouldn't surprise me if I didn't outlive and outfuck all of you.
This isn't about diet though. This is about getting your jizz to taste better. You brought diet into this for no damn good reason.
I never said bromelain, or any other supplement, was going to make you magically healthy. You should take a multivitamin because our food has been cultivated/engineered to grow fast, which has resulted in nutrient loss. It's not a replacement for hitting the gym and eating well.
Also, you're not going to diet your way into cumming buckets. It's just not natural.
>brushing after every meal?
I never said it was hard, I said if you didn't want pineapple to eat away at your enamel that you would need to, and you could skip the whole reason you're eating pineapple (cum flavor) with a supplement. If your diet isn't full of acidic or sugary foods you're good to brush twice a day (and for the love of all things good floss your fucking teeth people).
>outfuck all of you.
As far as I know, there's only one JustSauce16 in this world, so all of me is literally one me, if I'm being pedantic.
You couldn't out fuck me. Lol! I just like to fuck period. Yes, diet has EVERYTHING to do with how cum taste. Eating shitty food no matter what supplements you take, your cum will still taste bad. There is a damned good reason he brought diet into this conversation. Pineapple is excellent for more than just the taste of cum. It's also is great for your joints. As far a teeth enamel... a coconut rinse (oil pulling) once a week is also great for gums and teeth enamel. It also will detoxify your body. Foods high in calcium help this too. All those vitamins and supplements you choke down can be easily found in fresh FOOD!
I highly suggest everyone get a juicer really.
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Bromelain is used as a meat tenderizer. You can imagine what large quantities (including in raw pineapple) will do to your mouth lining.
Mouth soreness is one of the potential side effects of pineapple fruit/juice consumption. I'm guessing you'd have to eat/drink a ton of it in order to experience that.
Your guts are pretty resistant to stuff like this, because they're so caustic naturally, so no ill effects there.
...that supplements (pills or additional nutritional intake) won't make up for a crap diet. If you're eating a lot of processed foods, highly processed foods (aka "junk food") and don't take care of yourself in general, swigging down some pineapple juice won't make up for it. Garbage in, garbage out.
Sorry to say that there are no shortcuts -- proper nutrition, a good exercise program, plenty of rest and hydration, and a sensible supplement program are the keys. When you have all those pieces in place and have been doing that for a while, then you should have no problem with tastes and flavors.
Of course, this is also assuming that you're seeing your doctor regularly and have checkups to rule out any medical conditions that might be influencing your health.
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