Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "Suck Here."

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a  Goodyear.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, it's just down under.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they have no balls to scratch.

Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car with them.