I wonder if anyone has had a similar experience.
So I had some great sex. I'm in her bed, and notice a big ass air conditioning unit sitting on the floor. I offer to move it into the window. I'm a pretty strong guy, but my legs turned into jello when I picked this thing up! I looked like I was drunk. I almost fell on my ass. After that the shakyness got worse. It felt like I had rubber bands in my legs. I could barley keep my foot on the pedals in my car! I got pretty drunk the day before and wonder if that may have something to do with it. I wonder if everyone who saw me stumbling around knew I just got laid.

She is good and must have fucked your balls out! LOL

When that AC is keeping you cool. Think of me!
I fix shit everywhere I go.

That is the point of my thread.
I'm paying her mortgage anyway, so I might as well install the AC, and fix the toilet while I'm there!

Just one less bill you need to worry about!

Congrats on the getting sucked in deal....and if you have some more spare change I have some outstanding real estate values for you.

And some of the other gals would like you to stop by their homes as well.  Even if you can't afford to pay their mortgages/rents, they'd be thrilled if you could put a deck up for them

I don't make enough. $$$ To get the sucked in deal. You would not hold a door, or lift something heavy for anyone?  I find that hard to believe. I really would like to know how doing that makes me sucked in.
If thats true than the old lady from across my street has me sucked in too. Her car battery was dead last Sunday, and I jumped it for her. Man she's got me under some kinda spell!
I can understand if your an old dude, but I am young and strong. Its not like Im gonna break a hip putting an AC into a window.

Why would I think you were telling the truth on any of this...sorry to have misread YOUR words.

"I'm paying her mortgage anyway, so I might as well install the AC, and fix the toilet while I'm there! "

Just be careful on the getting sucked in part HOC...It's not necessarily a bad thing, but some gals might take advantage of a young stud like you.

Now how about letting me know when you'll be in ChiTown...I've got some projects for you to work on!

That must have been a great ego boost.
I hope it was a cheap in call though...
Thats some cheap ass sheetrock! Otherwise you really would have hurt her.
I appreciate the heads up.. I don't need a girl to gas me up. I know I suck in bed!!

And no one will be confused as to when Im joking. Show me dammit! Its the secret of TER.
PM me if you want.

the busiest day for a Hooker.
We're busy shaking the kitty at the moment so the boy are bored.
We miss our buddies today...smooches

There's a sale at La Perla today..

And you're out getting some nice stuff to bring with you to ChiTown.

It must have been your house. I can fix your crappy walls.
I am expensive though.
It is important to have thick walls when you hobby.

during a threesome with you standing up..have two beautiful ladies alternately suck your dick for about twenty minutes..i guarantee you will barely make it back to your car let alone feel the pedals..what a great feeling..