Having gone through another NCNS recently and having heard of yet another excuse from the provider, I was wondering what are the different flavors of excuses that people - Providers and Clients - have heard when the other party is NCNS.
How many times has the excuse been- phone battery died,
- car died and phone battery died?
i.e. situations that leaves one shaking one's head Of course, genuine situations, are a different case and are not what this question is raised for, Only for excuses that seem dubious.
Remember, it's called, No CALL no show....so she won't call.
Well, NCNS I thought meant no-call no-show by the time of appt.
If she reaches out then that becomes excuse for NCNS - whether excuse is valid or not valid would depend upon the situation.
So, yeah, golden rule is never expect her to contact you, if she does fine and if she doesn't then you weren't expecting her to anyhow.
-- Modified on 9/15/2017 9:26:50 AM
If there is no answer, I'm the one that does not show. Probably for this reason I have never experienced NCNS.
these hoes have the worst luck !!! cell phones are lost , left in another car, stolen, taken by aliens etc etc. Its a curse I tell ya!!! Truth is they usually found a higher paying date and made a business decision. So sad ....SMH
Isn't that a shame!!
With a variety of options that we have at our disposal - multiple phones, various charging capabilities - potable chargers, most places now have USB charging etc.etc., we still get those excuses.
Previously it used to be car breakdowns and no phone booth nearby.
-- Modified on 9/15/2017 9:27:08 AM
Got to the hotel after confirming that morning. Text for room. Nothing. I'm surprised as we had had a great time before. I give up. An hour later she texts me she decided to go home to LA. Hope to see you next time. I'm pretty sure she is out of the biz.
Wasn't a ncns but short notice cancellation the bs excuse he used..smh
Said he had to cancel because his friend who owed him money did not come to town to pay him back so he is overbudget now.wtf...
Then proceeded to text me a photo of him and some lady on a golf course the day of our cancelled date.I guess golf is free.lol
-- Modified on 9/14/2017 9:23:46 PM
Even though it is not acceptable, a cancellation (even if short) is much better than NCNS.
For client to spend sometimes an hour to get to the place and then just have to wait and/or make alternate arrangements is a pain.
Apparently on tour in Seattle. Said she'll drop me a line when she's back in town. This is me waiting for her to drop me a line! 
NCNS has happened to me twice in 6 years, so I guess I have a decent batting average. With a NCNS, at least you walk away with your donation in hand.
Now consider "The Talker", this has happened to me only once. Talk, talk, talk as I hint hint hint. Finally, "Oops, we only have 15 min, another 1/2 hour will cost you $200 bucks". She gets naked only at the breast level, quick nipple play, BBBJ, done and out.
I will never forget that one.
And she was a former porn star, verified.
Still better than NCNS because once you've met you can always write a review about all that 'Talk' 
With NCNS, other than outing the girl there is no recourse.
After being led on with a last minute incall location change, then the "just a few more minutes" lines, then the "where are you, couldn't find you in the lobby", then the "did you get my messages", it becomes radio silence. A WTF text the following morning gets an immediate reply of "I apologize, I'm so sorry, but I suddenly felt ill and passed out". There is no way I can ever be sure this was not a "genuine situation", so maybe it's the perfect excuse.
Well, I got "Phone went dead" the other day and I think I saw something that suggests that she never intended to honor that appt. But am not going to confront her with that proof, never replied to her 'so sorry' text, don't intend to meet.
There are plenty of fish in the pond.
So rule is - Have a backup ready. That is people go to agencies, they usually have someone to take care of your 'needs'.
NSNC's have totalled eight, as I just recently was requested
by a fellow Provider for some "intel" re: a Gent.
Perused my list of {blacklisted persons: and shazam! There her Gent
was! }
I just saved her $400! That spot she would've appointed for my NSNC-Gent,
was then scheduled with one whom is guaranteed + timely, polite, and always
remunerates his dates!
On a positive note; there are so many kind, respectful, timely, and considerate
Gents out there.
"To you all...thank you for your continued support, and let your
Mama know she raised you properly!"
The most recent excuses:
1) "Just Crickets", not a single reason via text, call, nor email,...by a "regular"...The mystery continues!
2) Another person NSNC: Excuse:
"Oh, as I was approaching your locale, a Cop pulled me over for a taillight out
on my car." "Just a fix-it-ticket though."
I waited for 2 hours with worry, as this was a regular guest, and didn't even hear from
him until I texted him the next day with concern.
He didn't even apologize! Just an "lol",
and the stupid explanation! {Lesson learned, now he's "Blacklisted" }
3) And finally a two-hour recent NSNC for a Duo,
which was scheduled by a Provider friend and I;
Excuse:
"I wasn't aware that I was supposed to answer your 3- text confirmations starting the night
prior, the morning of, and two hours prior!?
"Wtf?" #Blacklisted!
Common courtesy these days has seemed to have vanished in some people...I'll never
understand it, nor do I condone it!
Have a sexy weekend all....I know I shall!
Angelina Jones
I have heard some of the weirdest things. My dog is sick. Just odd things.
Usually they are the next day and involve their child falling and breaking something.
I have also gotten in NCNS fashion:
"The ATM ran out of money so I can't get the funds to see you" called the next day, ok....
"I got a flat and only had enough time to change my tire and then head back to work" emailed once back at work
"Slipped on ice and cracked open my head" emailed 2hrs after session, yeah right buddy you would not be able to send an email from the hospital, this was prior to crackberry's and dumb phones
Most completely stupid darwin prize winner of all...
"Well so and so NCNS'd me, so I thought that was something that happens" called and said this while attempting to set up ANOTHER appt. Told him you wasted my time, pay 100 for it and then we can visit, he actually thought it was ok to waste my time because someone else who was not me did it to him before. DUMMY and yes up til then he had been a regular, slightly annoying 1 that reached out way more often then visited and was not fun to talk to.
Some cancel emails/calls have been pretty funny too. I would say over 95% of all cancellations and NCNS excuses are their kids/wife being used.... Even had 1 claim that 1 of his twin daughters fell down a set of concrete stairs and might have to have cranial surgery, then after I was very understanding because who would make that up... He used me as a reference to see someone else instead within the week.... She got the reference as well I recounted her the story and NCNS as well
My significant other was out of town visiting parents. I was scheduled to see a provider in the evening. Then I got a call that my signifee's father had died. So I was expecting a barrage of distraught calls the rest of the day. Obviously I contacted the provider and gave the excuse -- she probably thought it was phony. But after several phone calls my signee said she would call again the next morning. So I contacted the provider and we rescheduled for an hour later than the original date -- which I then attended.
I can imagine there are situations where either the client or the provider just can't get the phone at the last minute -- such as a family member showing up unexpectedly.
So I take excuses at face value (not that I've ever had a NCNS, but have been delayed a few times, or had her reschedule for a different day.) "Life is what happens to you while you are busy making other plans."
cancel on less than 24 hours notice twice in nine years, both times for a medical emergency for a family member. The reason I have been cancelled ON the most by providers is some kind of work-related accident, i.e., pulled a muscle, cut herself shaving her kitty, etc. These have always been with regulars, not girls I was seeing for the first time, so I always give them full faith as being truthful. I try to avoid providers that seem to have a lot of situations come up where they have to cancel or postpone an appointment.
This guy calls after haviing me wait for an hour and says "Omg I'm so sorry, I fell asleep!" He claimed he had a craxy work schedule and was really tired and said he would come over right now... 30 mins later no call. I just left. He never called again SMH. The worst part was he was a repeat client...